Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan nodded, and turned back to the Jerries. "I apologize," he said. "There will be no such thing as that of which I just spoke. Now, I ask you, please, to go find your donkeys."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"He's a very benevolent Archmayor," said one Jerry, nodding.

"He is! He shall make a very fine King."

"I'm very glad we voted for him, Jerry."

"He's much nicer than the last one."

"We shall have to fill out his form with our approval."

"Yes! Let his superiors know that the service was excellent."

"We shall come to this restaurant again."

"It has lovely fondue!"