Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan snorted. "Of course I'm not usually far south of Poland. You are still in West Mexigreenland, sovereign nation of me, Lord Highfather Archduke Ferdinand, King and Emperor of all I survey! And you shall hav raisins when you have completed the tasks which I am about to set for you."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Yes, of course, Your Excellency."

"We never doubted you for a moment, Your Highness."

"We should never have done such a thing, Your Eminence."

"We are your loyal servants, Your Mayorship."

"We shall find your raisins right away, Your Decency."

"We shall return them to Poland for you, Your Chairmanship!"

"If they stay in Finway too long, they shall get musty, Your Honor."

"We can't have that, Your Obedience!"

"After all, where would we store the fish?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

"But what about the overnight guests?" Ronan demanded. "You, Jerry, must find a way to serve eighty-thousand pounds of roast beef to vegetarians, and you, Jerry, must accomplish the Twelve Feats of Herculation! Only then can the raisins be properly stored!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"We have no roast beef, Jerry!" cried one Jerry proudly.

"We flushed it down the toilet!"

"We told it to behave and it wouldn't."

"We asked it very nicely to fetch us our slippers, and it laughed at us!"

"We told it to follow the rules and it decided to embezzle."

"Crime never pays, Jerry!"

"We shall collect the raisins from Feats Herculatory right away, Your Adequacy!"

"Shall we order the dip?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

"When was the last time I told you to order dip?!" Ronan -- LHA Ferdinand, K&E -- interrobanged. He answered his own question. "NEVAR. NEVAR ARE YOU TO BE ORDERING ZE DIP! IF YOU ASK AGAIN, I SHALL HAVE YOU ZE BEHEADED!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh wandered over. "Psst. Please don't be threatening the not entirely stable folks with death, okay?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan had the presence of mind to look abashed. "... Er. Sorry. Got a little too in character."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Rein it in," Josh recommended with a small smile.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[not_in_the_book]

Ronan nodded, and turned back to the Jerries. "I apologize," he said. "There will be no such thing as that of which I just spoke. Now, I ask you, please, to go find your donkeys."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"He's a very benevolent Archmayor," said one Jerry, nodding.

"He is! He shall make a very fine King."

"I'm very glad we voted for him, Jerry."

"He's much nicer than the last one."

"We shall have to fill out his form with our approval."

"Yes! Let his superiors know that the service was excellent."

"We shall come to this restaurant again."

"It has lovely fondue!"