Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"Yes?" Marco guessed.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"We imagined so," nodded one Jerry.

"Jerry! We shall have his birthday gift early!"

"Yes! Or perhaps late."

"We forgot last year."

"That was when we were locked up!"

"The government says we're crazy."

"They make us take the pills, Jerry!"

"The pills," confided one Jerry in a low voice, "make us insane."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

"Really? I didn't notice." Marco said with a straight face, really. "My birthday is in March."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"That's because we're perfectly sane now, Jerry," said one Jerry.

"Yes! Good thing we don't take those pills!"

"A-ha! My birthday is in November!"

"Mine is in August!"

"Mine is in July!"

"Mine is in February!"

"Jerry! You forgot my birthday this year!"

"No! I bought you an ice-cream cone!"

"You ate that cone yourself!"

"Jerry! I never!"

The Jerries? Yeah. Strangling each other.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[morpherboy.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as their attention isn't on him, Marco figured he might as well go and grab a cup of coffee.