Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Our fabulous store!" announced one Jerry proudly.

"Our one and only location!"

"In West Mexico, Greenland!"

"In West Sweden, Mexiland!"

"In West Fandom, Swedway!"

"It is our newest store, Jerry!"

"We have seven of them at present!"

"We shall hire you to work in one of them!"

"We are sure you will like our references, Jerry!"

"We filled out your resume perfectly!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[ambassadorinara.livejournal.com]

Inara realized that she had no idea where the store was. "Thank you very much for the offer, but I, er, already have a job."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"You must hire us, Jerry!" one Jerry protested.

"If we have no job, how will we eat?!"

"If we have no job, how will we find shoelaces!?"

"If we have no job, how will we feed the donkeys!?"

"We have no donkeys, Jerry!"

"The donkeys ran away!"

"The donkeys drowned!"

"The donkeys ran away because they drowned!"

"How will we ever give the donkeys their plastic wrap now, Jerry!?"

"This is all your fault!"

They didn't seem very happy about it.