Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter wondered what exactly Willow would say if he got a makeover with the Jerries. Probably that he deserved it for being stupid.

"What are we making over?" He paused. "Jerry."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"We are becoming beautiful swans, Jerry!"

"We did so hate being ducklings."

"We haven't the complexion for feathers!"

"We borrowed them from the neighbors."

"We should like very much to have new feathers!"

"And perhaps a wax."

"Yes, indeed! Waxings for everyone!"

"And some little tiny plates with crackers on them."

"Paper ones, Jerry!"