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Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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"Oh, the scandal!" Josh said, nodding. "Because someone else's Aunt Gert has been beat out every year by that rotten Aunt Ethel and there's gonna be a throw-down over at the quilts."

"Which will not even compare to the rivalry over the preserves," Aly agreed. "You know, Tommy's Grandma BUYS her jams and passes them off as her own."

"The great Smuckers controversy," Josh, nodding solemnly. "Everyone knows grape jelly doesn't turn out like that at home."

Aly looked thoughtful. "Maybe we should enter things into the contests."

"Oooooh," Josh said. "I have no skills in that particular direction, but I know where the mall is."

"No, me neither," she agreed hastily. "But it's even better if we buy it and then enter it. What if they never notice?"

"Then we come home with lots of ribbons," Josh said. "I see no down side."

"Best road trip ever," she said with a nod. "Plus? Food on a stick. Or so I hear."

"You have not heard wrong," Josh said. "Also? Fried things. And sometimes," he leaned forward to tweak her nose, "fried things on sticks!"

She leaned up to give him a quick kiss. "You're way, way too excited about that."

"Well, they're pretty impressive sticks," Josh said when he finally pulled back from the kiss.

"They would have to be," Aly laughed. "Especially if you're frying a pickle."

"Those aren't as good as you'd think," Josh said, making a face.

"I don't think they sound good at all," Aly said. She snickered. "But I'm not surprised you tried them."

"There was a bet."

No, there wasn't.

She raised an eyebrow. "Suuuuure there was."

"Okay, there wasn't," Josh admitted, "but the salesman was a fast talker."

Aly smirked. "Need me to protect you from the smooth talking fair workers?"

"And the stick-toting grannies," Josh confirmed.

"We're worried about stick-toting grannies now?" she asked. "What about the aunties with the knitting needles?"

"Oh, I can take them," Josh assured her. "Just not the both crowds at once."

"We'll watch each other's backs," Aly told him with a wink. "Make sure they don't get at us for our totally excellent jams and quilts."

"And sweaters, Jerry!"

Josh paused. "Long class."

She stared at him then patted him on the arm. "Yeah, I think so. Think you'll recover from the crazy?"

"I hope so. I had to throw one kid out of class today for being a pain in my ass."

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