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Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.
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Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Best road trip ever," she said with a nod. "Plus? Food on a stick. Or so I hear."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
"You have not heard wrong," Josh said. "Also? Fried things. And sometimes," he leaned forward to tweak her nose, "fried things on sticks!"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
She leaned up to give him a quick kiss. "You're way, way too excited about that."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, they're pretty impressive sticks," Josh said when he finally pulled back from the kiss.

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[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"They would have to be," Aly laughed. "Especially if you're frying a pickle."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Those aren't as good as you'd think," Josh said, making a face.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think they sound good at all," Aly said. She snickered. "But I'm not surprised you tried them."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"There was a bet."

No, there wasn't.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
She raised an eyebrow. "Suuuuure there was."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, there wasn't," Josh admitted, "but the salesman was a fast talker."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aly smirked. "Need me to protect you from the smooth talking fair workers?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
"And the stick-toting grannies," Josh confirmed.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
"We're worried about stick-toting grannies now?" she asked. "What about the aunties with the knitting needles?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I can take them," Josh assured her. "Just not the both crowds at once."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
"We'll watch each other's backs," Aly told him with a wink. "Make sure they don't get at us for our totally excellent jams and quilts."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
"And sweaters, Jerry!"

Josh paused. "Long class."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
She stared at him then patted him on the arm. "Yeah, I think so. Think you'll recover from the crazy?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"I hope so. I had to throw one kid out of class today for being a pain in my ass."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Who?" Aly asked, raising an eyebrow.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Johnny Storm?" Josh said. "He's lucky I'm not superpowered, honey. I mean, the Jerries are insane, but they're harmless. And he was intentionally trying to rile them up." He frowned. "So I put a stop to it and then he threw a truly impressive tantrum--seriously, toddlers could take lessons--and stomped out calling it all bullshit."

Josh rolled his eyes. "I was terribly impressed. Really."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I can tell," Aly replied, looking both amused at Josh's sarcasm and annoyed at the kid. "Maybe next term you should have him be one of the stupid people your students have to deal with."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Josh burst out laughing and wrapped his arms around her. "I love you."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
She leaned into him, laughing as well. "So that's why you keep me around."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Also, you're pretty smokin'," Josh teased.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you being ever-ready with a compliment like that," she teased back.
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