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Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.
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Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
She leaned into him, laughing as well. "So that's why you keep me around."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Also, you're pretty smokin'," Josh teased.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you being ever-ready with a compliment like that," she teased back.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
"And I know better than to piss off a woman who can blow me up and make it look like an accident," Josh said, nudging his nose against hers. "My IQ might not break the bank, but I know a good thing when I have it."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Aly chuckled, reaching up to brush over his cheek with her hand. "Not break the bank? What happened to Harvard and Yale?" she asked, still teasing.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
"I worked my ass off to stay there," Josh admitted.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
"Like you would have thought it worth much if you hadn't," she pointed out.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"True," Josh said, "but I look at the kids here and I wonder what high school and college would've been like if I'd stopped to have more fun. I knew what I wanted to do with my life--work for a Democratic president--and so I studied. And I missed some stuff."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-26 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Aly's eyes turned mischievous. "We could fix that, you know. I'm good at fun-having."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Josh kissed her nose. "Really? What an unexpected side of you." He leaned in for a real kiss. "What do you say we try to get kicked out of a couple of fairs? Very Bonnie and Clyde without the death in a hail of bullets thing. And possibly more pie."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
"There needs to be cotton candy too," she said after she was done kissing him. "But I'm in. Wonder how mad the fair organiser people would get. Mabe some nice shades of red and purple."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
"A hail of cotton candy sounds unnecessarily sticky," Josh mused, "but I'm willing to give it a shot."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
"The good kind of sticky though," Aly said. "And less splattery than a hail of pie."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Very true," Josh agreed. "And a hail of pie might bring down the wrath of Jeff, God of Biscuits, and no one wants that."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
"Unless the wrath was on the pie-throwers. Who would not be us. So really, it could work out in our favour," she said thoughtfully.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
"So in the back of the car we now have jam, sweaters, cheap quilts and pie for ammunition?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
"And, you know, regular clothes and things," Aly laughed.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Bail money, Toby's phone number..." Josh listed, laughing along.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Deadpool's number if we need an insane mercenary," she agreed. "Though...he might not be in a mood to help."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Josh rested his chin in his hand. "What did you have in mind?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
"If I had anything in mind - which I certainly don't," Aly said innocently. "Would I have a possible co-conspirator?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Would this be possible payback regarding the hypothetical child we're not having?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
She smirked at him. "It would be. John gets some of that too, but Wade's will be easier."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Then hypothetically count me in as a cool sidekick of some kind."

Pause.

"But I'm not wearing tights."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-06-27 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Too bad," she said, looking far too amused. "What about a skirt?"
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