Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

It was sort of inevitable after her conversation with Josh (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/1421424.html?thread=86263152#t86263152). Isabel floated her half empty coffee cup towards the Jerries. "No tea, but I do have some coffee."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

The Jerries watched the cup floating, agape.

"Jerry," said one Jerry. "She is the Chosen One!"

Both Jerries stared at Isabel for a few moments longer before screaming and running in circles.

After ten seconds of that, as if on cue, they both stopped and looked at her again.

"Welcome, Your Eminence."

"We have been waiting for you."

"Have you brought us the plans?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"The plans? Oh! Yes! The plans!" she nodded enthusiastically. "Are you sure you're ready for them?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Yes!" cried one Jerry.

"No!"

"No, we aren't yet!"

"We haven't built the pyramid soundstage yet!"

"We haven't finalized the nuclear scheme!"

"We haven't amassed all of the tinfoil!"

"We can't discuss it here, the pigeons are listening!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

"We are most definitely ready!"

"Give us the plans right away, Jerry!"

"It will be too late soon!"

"And then it will be too late!"

"You know what happens then!" said one Jerry, eyes wide.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"I do," Isabel said, nodding solemnly. "All the donkeys will disappear."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

One Jerry gasped.

"Jerry," he said in a low tone. "She is the Chosen One."

"No!" cried the other. "I thought she was the Chosen One!"

"Perhaps ... perhaps there are more than one, Jerry!"

"We must find them all!"

"Yes, yes, we shall collect them!"

"We shall have the complete set!"

"We shall win the cash prizes and go to Spain!"

"And sell purple bells, to the tourists!"

"Jerry!"

"Jerry!"

The two Jerries hugged.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel slowly stepped away.