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Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]
"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."
Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.
"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"
He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."
This...should be something.
Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.
"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"
He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."
This...should be something.
Re: Talk to the Guests!
Re: Talk to the Guests!
"You must take us there, immediately!"
"Yes, because our spaceship is broken."
"We have no spaceship!"
"It was confiscated by the governor."
"He didn't like us finding out about Venus!"
"We covered it up straight away."
"We seem to be out of rocket fuel."
"Have you any rocket fuel, Jerry?"
"We'd send the donkeys, but they drowned."
"Our donkeys ran away," said one Jerry sadly.
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Re: Talk to the Guests!
"Do you know the price of margarine in winter!?"
"We'd have no way of returning! None at all!"
"You're trying to strand us in space, Jerry!"
"We have seen through your clever little ruse!"
"We shall not go at all!"
"The Jupiter frog-people can just starve, then!"
"Would that make you happy? Would it!?"
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"Jerry! We shall have his birthday gift early!"
"Yes! Or perhaps late."
"We forgot last year."
"That was when we were locked up!"
"The government says we're crazy."
"They make us take the pills, Jerry!"
"The pills," confided one Jerry in a low voice, "make us insane."
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"Yes! Good thing we don't take those pills!"
"A-ha! My birthday is in November!"
"Mine is in August!"
"Mine is in July!"
"Mine is in February!"
"Jerry! You forgot my birthday this year!"
"No! I bought you an ice-cream cone!"
"You ate that cone yourself!"
"Jerry! I never!"
The Jerries? Yeah. Strangling each other.
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