Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh snorted. "I have no idea. Probably nothing good. Want to find out?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"You're not supposed to encourage me to torment the crazies," she laughed. "The funny thing is, I skipped out of library last week to go crash their class just to boggle. Cedric had been telling me about them and I didn't believe him."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"There are certainly a thing," Josh agreed, eyes wide. "A little donkey obsessed, too."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, and I'm not even going to imagine why," Isabel shuddered. "The barest thought makes me want brain bleach. You know, if I wanted to be really, really evil, I could do the whole alien take me to your leader thing."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"I see that going one of two ways," Josh said, "either they declare you, I dunno, King of New Brunswick, or their heads explode."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Either way could be entertaining. I'm going to have to try," she laughed. "Are you going to offer this workshop again for the next session?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh nodded. "After Aly and I get back from seeing America next week," he said.

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Good. Because I've told a few people about it and they were looking to take it."

Isabel raised an eyebrow, feeling that it was her duty to act on Alanna's behalf. "Oh really? Going on a trip?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh grinned back. "Yes. I told her about state fairs. We're going to eat cotton candy and things on sticks and see fireworks."

Pause.

"And avoid Indiana if at all possible."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"Awwww....That sounds fun. Don't forget to take her for a ride on a ferris wheel," she told him. "Isn't that part of the fair experience as well?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Of course," Josh said. "And if we're lucky, we'll hit a fair where the local politicians race around on donkeys. Because that never stops being funny."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"You're kidding me. But how do yo tell which ass is the rider and which ass is the ridee? Doesn't it get difficult?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"It's normally called something great like 'Asses on Asses,'" Josh agreed, "and the politicians are generally the ones making more noise."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel laughed. "Thank you. That mental image is going to amuse me all day."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Happy to help," Josh replied.