Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Of course," Josh said. "And if we're lucky, we'll hit a fair where the local politicians race around on donkeys. Because that never stops being funny."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

"You're kidding me. But how do yo tell which ass is the rider and which ass is the ridee? Doesn't it get difficult?"

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"It's normally called something great like 'Asses on Asses,'" Josh agreed, "and the politicians are generally the ones making more noise."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com]

Isabel laughed. "Thank you. That mental image is going to amuse me all day."

Re: Talk to Josh!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Happy to help," Josh replied.