Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"We have no donkeys," explained one Jerry.

"The donkeys drowned!"

"The donkeys were stolen."

"The government is reading our thoughts, you know."

"That's why they stole our donkeys!"

"So that they could monitor us."

"They read our mail! All of it!"

"We particularly wanted those coupons, Jerry."

"We stole them from the dumpster," contributed one Jerry helpfully.



... Yes. Yes, he did.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

"They ... stole your donkeys, because they're reading your mail for coupons?" Will was having a hard time trying to come up with a good answer to all the pure crazy. "Have you talked to doctors about all this?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Not the doctors, Jerry!" one Jerry gasped.

"The doctors think we're crazy!"

"They make us take the pills!"

"We hate the pills!"

"We'll never take the pills, Jerry! Never!"

"The pills," one Jerry whispered, "make us insane."

Both Jerries nodded very seriously.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[notawitch.livejournal.com]

Will nodded with them. It seemed the polite thing to do with a couple of crazies.

"Insane? Like what?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"You wouldn't believe it, Jerry!" one Jerry began running around, flapping his hands.

"We say the strangest things!"

"We think that our mailman is spying on us."

"We think that the ceiling is taunting us!"

"We think that the corner store is tracking our every move!"

"Which is ridiculous, Jerry!"

"Of course, Jerry!"

"Only the government does that!"

"And the mafia's pigeons," nodded the other Jerry solemnly.