Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

Comments

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny planted his face in his hands for one minute before he tried to be civil.

Sighing, he said in an even tone, "I am not a killer nor the butler. I'm pretty sure that I'm not a Brick who is your pregnant grandson butler. But I will take a gift, just not strung together plastic bags. I have no where to put them and no use for them. You are generous to offer though. But I think it is my duty as a citizen to tell you that plastic bags can kill you."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry," said one Jerry very quietly. "Do you suppose he's talking to us?"

"I don't imagine why he would," whispered the other. "I've never seen him before in my life."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

He blinked and looked at one Jerry then the other.

"Run! Run! The Goverment is coming to get you! Run for your very lives!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

There was a reason Josh had gotten as far as he had as fast as he had.

You don't get to be the deputy chief of staff at the White House by putting up with bullshit.

"Are you deaf?" he shouted over the screams of the Jerries, glaring at Johnny. "What did I just say?! You move way the hell over there, you shut up and you be grateful I'm not tossing you into detention."

Josh was keeping a stranglehold on his temper. Saying anything back would be an invitation for a Saturday in detention.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

Johnny gave him a reproachful look, unmindful of the glaring, "Man, I tried! Did you listen to them? What was I supposed to say? They're crazy! They're beyond crazy!" He was moving though. He moved way the hell over, he just had a hard time keeping his mouth shut.

"Maaan Come on!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Detention," Josh replied icily. "They're still people."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"Still crazy. Crazy even after I serve detention. I should have torched Henrietta."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"And that's two detentions. Get out. NOW." Josh pointed away from the class. "Take your ridiculous teenaged 'oh, I'm such a badass' on someone who cares. Don't come back."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[fantastic-torch.livejournal.com]

"So!" Johnny said, standing and storming off. It was totally Lyman's fault for bringing in the crazies to have to deal with.

"This is bullshit!" he yelled and headed back to his dorm room.