Dealing with Stupid People [Monday, June 25, 2nd period]

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Okay, people this is gonna be a...thing...so I recommend coffee. Lots of coffee."

Josh, personally, was on his sixth cup.

"For your final class, I wanted to present you with a challenge." There was a dangerous spark in his eyes. "So I found a couple of special guests. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jerries!"

He hissed to the class, "Ixnay on talk about the overnmentgay."

This...should be something.

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Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Jerry," cooed one Jerry, batting his eyes.

"Jerry, he was speaking to me, and not you!"

"Jerry, he likes my dress!"

"I've never felt this way before!"

"Except that time at summer camp!"

"Yes, except then!"

"Jerry, you cannot have him, he's mine!"

"We shall split him, then!"

"You never want me to be happy!"

"You ruin everything, Jerry!"

The two Jerries began - what else? Strangling each other.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter stared at the sudden violence and then reached out to try to gently separate them. "There's no need to fight," he said quickly. "I think both of your dresses are absolutely lovely."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry," sighed one Jerry. "He's ever so dreamy."

"Jerry, he likes our dress, Jerry!"

"Ours as well, Jerry!"

"We shall buy new dresses!"

"Yes, we should do so immediately!"

"Perhaps we shall buy one for him!"

"Orange would go so nicely with his eyes," said one Jerry. Who had no idea what color eyes Peter had anyway.

"Not orange, you filthy tramp!"

"You would like that, wouldn't you? If it were orange?"

"See how you like this!"

Sadly, it was back to the strangling.

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

"Perhaps I could help you pick out the dresses?" Peter offered quickly. "And something for the donkeys perhaps?"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"Jerry! He wants to take me shopping, Jerry!" one Jerry swooned.

"Jerry! It's too soon!"

"I don't want to seem like a floozy, Jerry!"

"What would mother say?"

"But ... Mother's dead, Jerry."

"You're right! She is!"

"Perhaps we should get a fur coat, for the donkeys!"

"I feel like a princess, Jerry!"

"Makeovers! Makeovers!"

"Makeovers for everyone!"

"Yes! There must be makeovers for everyone, at once!"

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter wondered what exactly Willow would say if he got a makeover with the Jerries. Probably that he deserved it for being stupid.

"What are we making over?" He paused. "Jerry."

Re: Talk to the Guests!

[sizzler-sisters.livejournal.com]

"We are becoming beautiful swans, Jerry!"

"We did so hate being ducklings."

"We haven't the complexion for feathers!"

"We borrowed them from the neighbors."

"We should like very much to have new feathers!"

"And perhaps a wax."

"Yes, indeed! Waxings for everyone!"

"And some little tiny plates with crackers on them."

"Paper ones, Jerry!"