fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

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!event: assembly

School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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Find your seats and mingle!

"We start off with one of our very own professors, El Mariachi! This is a personal subject for him, so please give him your full attention!"

"Our next speaker is the mascot for a beer company. He is here as part of a public service agreement and is reminded that he should be promoting general responsibility, not promoting his product. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you a man who makes a mockery of his costume, Duffman!"

The Tick didn't take kindly to superheroes trying to convince people to drink. It just wasn't keen.

"Now I proudly present to you the mother of one of our seniors and a better role model than our last speaker. Please welcome Nikki Savage!"

"Next we have the mother of another Fandom resident. In this case, it's one of the local bar owners, so this may have an interesting slant. Please welcome Lucille Bluth!"

"Now I would like to present to you the executive producer of a show that I enjoy quite a bit, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip --" Tick liked sketch comedy, "-- Danny Tripp!"

"Finally, I would like to welcome back a former Principal of Fandom High! He's taken some time to come back and make sure that we all know about the dangers of drugs. Please welcome back Former Principal Smith!"

"Now that all of our speakers are done, it's time to open the floor up to questions. If you have any questions for them, please step up and ask!"

[OOC: Please don't ask a question of a speaker until they have pinged into this thread. Thank you.]

"I would like to give a mighty thank you to all of our speakers! We appreciate your insights and hopefully choose to live life the DANK way!"

If any of the speakers would like to talk to people a little more privately than they would be able to on stage, now would be a good time for it.

[OOC: Completely voluntary by the speakers. Please don't wait to talk to a speaker unless they ping in.]

DANK is courtesy of the lovely and wonderful

the_merriest. I've gone ahead and unscreened the posted suggestions (http://community.livejournal.com/fhplotterywheel/52180.html?thread=1251028#t1251028) in the original plottery post. This one just caught me. :)

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Before the Assembly [1/26]

Speaker 1: El Mariachi

Speaker 2: Duffman