http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2007-01-25 10:20 pm
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School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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[identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Bad things," Smith said.

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[identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"As I stated, it causes death," Smith said.

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, obviously not right away. Seems like a long gestation time for death."

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[identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah, but yet it is still inevitable."

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
Death is inevitable regardless to Pippi's mind. But she doesn't bring that up.

"Is the red pill a gateway drug?"

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[identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"They are all gateway drugs," Smith replied.

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gateway to what?"

Say it!

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[identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gateway to me killing you," Smith replied.

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Difficult to argue with that."

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[identity profile] agent-principal.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Keep this lesson in mind in the future," Smith said.

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2007-01-26 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh I will."

She won't always take it into account but she'll keep it in mind.