fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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"Yes? Girl over there?" Lucille said, pointing to Turtle.

"If you were in a competition for an inheritance and you thought your daughter was going to win, would you ship her off to a boarding school to get rid of her?"

Although Turtle was pretty sure she knew the answer.

"Or I'd release documents proving that she wasn't really related to the family. It depends on my mood," Lucille said thoughtfully.

"Well, the competition expands beyond blood lines, so that wouldn't work."

"Well, in that case, boarding school sounds about right. Maybe in Europe," Lucille pondered. "But not in a good country. Maybe Croatia."

Turtle Wexler didn't think it was possible, but this lady made Grace Windsor-Wexler look not half bad. "Uh, interesting. Thank you, ma'am."

School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

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