fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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"How's life outside of Fandom, sir?"

"Please refine your question," Smith replied.

"How is... existence outside of Fandom?"

"Are you asking me to give my general view on the planet as a whole, Mister Bernadette? If you are asking me about my own status, please state that implicitly," Smith said.

Pip sighed. "How is your own personal status and state of existence outside of Fandom?"

"You assume I have existence outside of Fandom," Smith replied. "What if I said I'd been here all along. Observing. Or that there is, in fact, no existence outside of Fandom at all?"

"Then where is it I go when I visit my grandfather?"

"A construct of your mind, perhaps," Smith said.

"And my grandfather and the rest of the mercenary company?"

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