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fandomhigh2007-01-25 10:20 pm
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School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium
"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"
"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"
[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.
There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)
Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]
"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"
[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.
There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)
Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]
Re: Speaker 3: Nikki Savage
"So, I usually don't do things like this, but...yes. I'm here to tell you not to do drugs. And to embarrass my daughter horribly, because children need to be embarrassed. But mostly, to tell you not to do drugs. Seriously. I did drugs. I was young and stupid and this really cute guy said that if I came with him to New York and tried some of this he'd love me and make me a star. And I did stupid things, like taking my top off onstage, and okay, I did those after I got clean, too, but I knew what I was doing then. And then this guy died, and I was hooked and alone, and I got clean and made my own damn self a star, but it was hard work. Rehab is not a fun place. Don't wind up there. And the best way not to wind up there? Don't do drugs. Thank you."
Re: Speaker 3: Nikki Savage
Mostly she put her hands over her mouth and tried not to giggle.
Re: Speaker 3: Nikki Savage
Annette clapped!