fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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Smith allowed himself to be hugged. "Miss Loooongstocking," he said. "Staying on the academic straight and narrow, I hope?"

Pippi hugs him good, possibly lifting him off the ground a little while attaching a sign to his back that says,

I <3 golfcarts as much as pie!

"Oh yes, we didn't get detention before classes this year!"

See? Progress!

"That is a small achievement," Smith said. "Do not celebrate it."

"To late, we already threw a party." Pippi said.

"You continue to be foolhardy, then," Smith said. "I am... neither surprised nor disappointed."

"There was pie. At the party." Pippi pointed out.

"And this merely makes me sad that pie was forced into such waste," Smith replied.

"... I missed you."

"I shall take note of that," Smith replied.

"Awwww, you missed us too! I can tell."

Smith merely tilted his head.

"Seee? You're getting that misty wistful look."

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