fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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Zero shuffled in and took a seat at the back, prepared to be bored out of her mind. This was probably because she had no idea what was in store.

Angela took a seat near Zero. "I can't believe they made you judge with Hannah Montana," she said, wrinkling her nose. "And, um, I'm really really not married, Or 13."

Zero scowled. "Frakkin' squallin' pop tart. An' don' worry, I know. Everybody was like that."

((Disclaimer: Mun loves Hannah Montana!))

"At least she's one of the ones who can sing," Angela shrugged.

She shot Zero a glance out of the corner of one eye. "Are you doing anything with the tape of me?"

Zero looked vaguely shifty. "Possibly."

Angela gave her a pleading look. "I couldn't pay yo to get it back, could I?"

"Sorry, but no," Zero told her. "I let one person beg out, I gotta let everybody else beg out, an' before you know it, I've got no movie."

"...okay," Angela pouted. "I guess I could have it a lot worse, anyhow. I just had to ask."

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