fandomhigh | School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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Turtle shook her head. "Beginning of last week, I think. I actually don't remember much of last week, except these really weird dreams about being a turtle. And not me Turtle, or even a stupid plushy turtle like Nova has, but an actual turtle."

"Could be worse," Tannim said. "My roommate spent the weekend thinking he was some kind of evil overlord."

That made Turtle grin a little. "Really? Who's your roommate?"

"Wyatt Halliwell," Tannim said. "It was weird. He was all 'I will make the world bend to my will!'"

Turtle was picturing Wyatt, complete with bad-movie villian mustashe, pronouncing stuff, and the giggling started.

"Oh, wow. Too bad ya didn't have a video camera, right?"

Tannim grinned. "No kidding! That'd've been cool." He remembered something. "Oh, one girl was running around with a camera that weekend. She might've gotten something of him."

Turtle chuckled. "Now there's an idea for the next assembly!"

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