School Assembly, Friday afternoon, The Auditorium

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Welcome, one and all, to the first school assembly of the new semester! In case you haven't met me yet, I am The Tick! Dean of Students here at Fandom High. That means that where student issues are concerned, I am the parking attendant in the self park garage of your education!"

"Today, we have a special in the garage! It's a special that speaks of a different kind of special you might get in a seedier garage. Today's special is called DANK: Drugs Are Not Kool! Spelling is cool, of course, but sometimes you have to make an exception and spell something with a 'k' to work. Anyway, we will have several speakers this afternoon, guiding your car into a parking space of a clean and healthy life! Please welcome our guests!"

[OOC: Each speaker will have their own thread, plus there will be a Q&A thread at the end of the post for them to ping into. Also, since it seems appropriate this time, there will be a thread for after the assembly to speak to the guests a bit more privately. Please wait to ask the speakers questions until the speakers have pinged in.

There are also a couple of general conversation threads for people who don't want to give their undivided attention. :)

Big thanks to all of the speakers! Speaking of which, speakers should be sure to check their comm invites.]

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Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Now that all of our speakers are done, it's time to open the floor up to questions. If you have any questions for them, please step up and ask!"

[OOC: Please don't ask a question of a speaker until they have pinged into this thread. Thank you.]

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[agent-principal.livejournal.com]

"I suppose you all have questions," Smith said. "And I suppose I could bring myself to answer them."

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi raises her hand, waving it around and bouncing it a little.

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

"Um, that red pill. Couldn't Mr. Anderson just have been put in a rehabilitation clinic or something? I mean, the whole bullet in the brain, that was just for show, right? To get your point across about the red pill?"

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[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Ever hear of an orginization called Cobra?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[caughtdoingblow.livejournal.com]

"Questions?" Danny asked, raising his glasses so he could look out over the audience. "Requests for autographs?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Can you get me Simon Stiles' autograph!?"

Oh, did he mean requests for his autograph?

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[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh was staring like a staring thing.

"What. The. Hell?" he asked.

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Kawalsky looked at Danny, then to Professor Lyman, then back to Danny. Lather, rinse, repeat and he smirked. So the king of normality actually had a doppleganger. Hah.

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[misshargrove.livejournal.com]

Annette raised her hand. "I want one! An autograph! Please?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick was there to get an autograph for his brother. The Beav totally fangirled over Danny. Dick on the other hand was partial to Harriet Hayes.

"Hey dude, can I get an autograph?" asked Dick "And good work on the show by the way. It's like a hundred times better now that you guys are back."

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[pyroliz.livejournal.com]

Liz was kind of stunned for a minute as she tried to figure out why the guy looked like her government teacher, she shrugged it off and asked, "can I have an autograph please?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

Aly stared. And then just started laughing.

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's hand was very insistently piercing the air. She actually had a serious question, thank you very much.

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[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"Weren't you guys involved in the show a few years ago too?"

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[guitar-and-gun.livejournal.com]

El fiddled with his arm strap/support as he looked out over the crowd. "Any questions?"

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[cuddle-bugs.livejournal.com]

"So, does anyone have questions?" Nikki asked. "Except my daughter. She doesn't count."

"MOM!"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Did you take off your top on stage before or after getting a record deal?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker smothered a grin. "The last time you got arrested? Did your record sales go up after that?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

"Do you have questions for Duffman?" Duffman asked. "OH YEAH! Do I have answers? OH YEAH!"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

"Duffman you're my hero!" says Dick, when he got over to him. "Can I have your autograph?"

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[bluth-illusions.livejournal.com]

"God, there's an interview, too?" Lucille whined. "What did I do to deserve this?" The courts list a number of things that she did (mostly tax- and drunk driving-related), not the least of which was that she agreed to this appearance as part of her community service.

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[willbedone.livejournal.com]

Willow raised her hand to get Lucille's attention.

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[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Turtle's hand? Definately up.

Re: Speaker Q&A [1/26]

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick raised his hand to get Lucille's attention.