Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

Comments

Sign-In

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

For both students and children. Please reply to the previous person so the thread collapses.

Re: Sign-In

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto sat down and signed in, she might have had a faint aura of dread around her.

Re: Sign-In

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John signed in, chatting quietly with something no one else can see. The words 'Umberto' and 'shut the hell up' can be heard though.

Re: Sign-In

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam signed in. "Kids?" She wasn't sure this was an approved use of the Danger Room.

Re: Sign-In

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

Alphonse signed in. Okay, kiddie day. It didn't seem to be that bad.

Re: Sign-In

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel signed in. Since he had a fairly low opinion of detention and since his chest still hurt liek woah and because I'll be damned if I don't take shameless opportunity to use icons of David with sexy wounds he hadn't bothered dressing up that day. Instead he wore black jeans, a hoodie, and a highly sour expression.

That is, until he heard what the detention was about.

"Kids?" his face lit up. "Really?"

Activity 1: Playtime!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Introduce yourselves to the kids! Play with them a little! There's a big box of toys just waiting to be used! This'll be EASY!

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto? Was not really a kid-friendly person.

And that faint aura of dread? Not quite so faint anymore.

She glared.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

Stewie glared at everyone in the room, his arms crossed over his chest. "I refuse to give in to these new overlords." he says to himself. He walks over to the toy chest and starts going through it. He takes out a few choice items.

"Ah yes. These will be perfect. Soon it will be I babysitting the overlords!" he says evilly. "But I'm afraid that nap time will be permanent. Hahahaha!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[kitty--fetish.livejournal.com]

Alphonse has only had very little experience with kids, but he didn't have any reason to dislike them, either. He just wasn't too sure how to keep them entertained.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

A little dark haired girl sits in front of the closet, wailing.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Hi kids. I'm John."

"Introduce me too!"

"No, you shut up!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel went over to the toybox to see what they had. It was possible he looked more excited about using the toys than any of the kids themselves could hope to.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

Billy bounced over to the toychest and clapped his hands in glee. "Goody! I hope this is like Grim's chest!"

He then began to pull more and more toys out of the chest. "It is like Grim's chest!" In moments there was a precariously teetering pile of toys over his head.

That probably is a dangerous thing.

Activity 2: Fingerpainting!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Help the children make some art! With their fingers! That'll go well! Also, make sure their hands are clean afterwards.

Re: Activity 2: Fingerpainting!

[fh_extras]

Stewie spent the first part of fingerpainting time making a picture of Lois. Strapped to an electric chair. Stewie felt he captured her pain brilliantly.

Re: Activity 2: Fingerpainting!

[fh_extras]

Mindy toddles over to the fingerpainting table and begins to fingerpaint a picture of a Butter Lettuce Baby doll on top of a bookshelf.

"Dolly!"

Re: Activity 2: Fingerpainting!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Mike?" Sam asked, reaching for Boo and a piece of paper, "Want to fingerpaint?"

Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Bag lunches, cookies, and juice boxes all around!

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

"Waaah! Someone feed me!" yelled Stewie. "Ice cream and cookies! I want ice cream and cookies!"

Stewie was pretty good at acting his age when he wanted something.

Activity 3: Storytime!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Gather round and tell the kids some stories! Each student can tell a story, one can tell a few stories while others wrangle kids, whatever you think would be best!

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

[fh_extras]

"Storytime. Why must these overlords treat me like an infant?" he grumbles. "Maybe they'll read some Stephen King or The Art of War."

Activity 4: Naptime!

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Those kids must be kind of tired at this point! Make sure they get some sleep!

Re: Activity 4: Naptime!

[fh_extras]

"No! No! No! You can't make me nap!" Good luck finding Billy. He might be in one of the toy boxes.

Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Where did all of these wee, tiny, hugging bunnies come from? Boy, I sure hope they don't cause any chaos!

[OOC: Mod the bunnies at will.]

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

Stewie felt something small and furry grab onto his leg. He looked down to see a tiny bunny hugging his leg.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Get it off me! Get it off me!" yelled Stewie. He was running around the room, trying to shake the bunny off.

In-Detention Punishment

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Please do not kill the fake children!

Sign-Out

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

It's 5:00. The kids have left and you're free to go. Remember today the next time you scrapbook, okay? Think of the consequences!

OOC

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Are you my mummy?

Re: OOC

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Will be writing radio for about an hour so my replies may be spotty.