Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam sighed, recognizing the look from when her niece and nephew had been little, and wondering if she'd be allowed to program a kitty into the hologram. Time for a little distraction. "My name's Sam. What's your name?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"Mike Wazowski!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Somehow, Sam doubted that. She smiled and pulled out some crayons and paper, then sat down on the floor and started drawing. "Want to draw pictures of kitties with me, Mike?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

The little girl sits down next to Sam and immediately grabs the blue and purple crayons. She talks to herself and Sam as she colors, but as she is three, it is almost impossible to understand what she is talking about.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam smiled as she kept an eye on "Mike Wazowski," and nodded in what seemed like appropriate places. Nice to know there was still very little that could beat out Crayolas.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

When she is done with her picture, the little girl holds it up to show Sam. It is a picture of a large blue monster with purple spots. It has big claws and horns on it's head. "Kitty!" she says proudly.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam's eyes widened as she looked at the picture. "Kitty?"

"I know I would have seen one of those in the closet," she muttered.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"Are you my mummy?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam turned around. "I'm sorry?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

A little boy approached Sam.

"Are you my new mom?" he asked curiously.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

What the hell is it with these kids? "No, I'm not. My name is Sam. What's yours?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"I'm Ralph!" he said brightly. "Why are you Sam?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam wasn't exactly sure how to answer that. "Uh...because it's easier to remember?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"It's a silly name," he said solemnly. His eyes went wide with delight. "You can be The Syrupizer from now on."

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"I...What?" Sam began searching the corners for shrubs with listening devices. "Why am I the Syrupizer?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"Because," Ralph said, picking up a blankie. "Here's your cape. Be careful or the carrot fiends will get you, Syrupizer." He suddenly went solemn. "They're scary."

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam tied the blanket around her neck. "Carrot fiends, you say? How will I know when I see one?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"They're about thiiiiis big," he said, holding his hand high above his head, "and orange. But sometimes they look like him."

He totally pointed at John.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Sam turned around and looked at John, as well. "You don't say..."

"I can take care of this." She grinned down at Ralph, then over at John. "You carrot fiend! You evil, evil fiend! I vanquish you in the name of breakfast foods everywhere!"

She poked him with a ruler.