http://bugofjustice.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-04-08 07:23 am
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Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric


"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta


[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

Re: Sign-In

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto sat down and signed in, she might have had a faint aura of dread around her.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto? Was not really a kid-friendly person.

And that faint aura of dread? Not quite so faint anymore.

She glared.

Re: Sign-In

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
John signed in, chatting quietly with something no one else can see. The words 'Umberto' and 'shut the hell up' can be heard though.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Will be writing radio for about an hour so my replies may be spotty.

Re: Sign-In

[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-04-08 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
A woman appears in the room.

For some reason you can't bring yourself to do anything but look at her feet and legs when you look in her direction.

A pair of arms place an adorable two year old girl down by the feet.

"Okay, Mindy. Mommy will be back later for you, in the meantime will you be good for the nice people?"

"Okay lady!"

"... Mom... Please call me Mom honey."

"Okay lady I love you buh bye!"

There is a sigh.

"I love you too Mindy."

An unseen hand signs Mindy in.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-04-08 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Mindy blinks back at Callisto.

"Ooooh pretty hair!"

Re: Sign-In

[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-04-08 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A redheaded woman appears in the room. She is carrying a baby with an abnormally huge head in her arms. She sets him down on the floor.

"Now Stewie, promise Mommy you'll be a good boy while she's away." said the woman with a heavy Rhode Island accent.

Stewie crossed his arms over his chest. "I'll make no promises to you vile woman!" he says angrily with a British accent. "Leaving me here with a bunch of pubescent heathens. What kind of mother are you?"

The woman acts like she doesn't notice her son yelling at her. She signs Stewie's name on the sheet. "Bye bye honey." she says

"BURN IN HELL WOMAN!" was the reply.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto looked down at Mindy.

"Something you wanted?"

Re: Sign-In

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam signed in. "Kids?" She wasn't sure this was an approved use of the Danger Room.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-04-08 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hello I love you!" chimed the little girl holding her arms out.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto warily reached out to pat Mindy on the head. "That's nice, dearie."

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-04-08 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Stewie glared at everyone in the room, his arms crossed over his chest. "I refuse to give in to these new overlords." he says to himself. He walks over to the toy chest and starts going through it. He takes out a few choice items.

"Ah yes. These will be perfect. Soon it will be I babysitting the overlords!" he says evilly. "But I'm afraid that nap time will be permanent. Hahahaha!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[personal profile] fh_extras 2006-04-08 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Mindy squished her face up and giggled at Callisto gave her a pat on the head.

Then she offered her the plastic ring of keys she's been chewing on.

It's only polite.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Callisto looked sideways at the keys. "No, it's alright, you can keep those."

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[identity profile] carter-i-am.livejournal.com 2006-04-08 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam walked over and crouched down. "What're you making?"

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