Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John is both snuggled and hugged with gum.

Woe. Skeeter will pay for this, oh yes.

John growled at Angel. Which really meant, dude help!

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"But they like you," Angel pointed out.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Billy pulls away from John with a long ssscccccchlooooooop!

Now Billy is gumless.

He goes off in search of more gum. Or a litter box. Or an abandoned refrigerator to crawl into.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John has gum stuck to his fur.

He growls at Angel again.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Mindy giggles.

"Silly puppy!"

She trys to clean the gum off with her paper towel.

Now there is a paper towel stuck to the gum stuck to John.

She looks at Angel.

"Help?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

"A doggie!" exclaims Stewie. He goes up to the dog and tries to climb up on it. "I want to ride the doggie! I demand you let me ride you!"

Stewie perks up an eyebrow. "That didn't come out right."

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Vendetta stares at him.

So does the hamster.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Mindy is a little confused that her paper towel isn't getting the gum out of John's fur...

Paper towels were supposed to be magical.

They could clean anything!

Right?

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John growls and barks an yips and runs away...or attempts to run away.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Vendetta pulls his tail.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Nice touches," Angel said to Vendetta. "If you want to pet him try patting his head."

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Mindy is still clinging to John's neck but tumbles backwards when he attempts to get away.

"Puppy?" she says in a tiny voice sticking her bottom lip out.

Her eyes get huge and shiny as they well up with tears.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel could see that distraction might be helpful here. He reached for the toybox again.

"Look!" he said, pulling out an oddly appropriate stuffed animal. "A fuzzy tiger!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

"Tygur?" she asks sniffing.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel hid his face behind the tiger and waved the tiger's front paw. He made his voice a little squeaky. "Hi Mindy!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Mindy waved back.

"Hello tygur I love you!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Grinning like the big doofy dork that he was, Angel held the tiger out so that the tiger could try to kiss Mindy on the cheek.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Mindy is a modern woman, she throws her arms around the tiger and gives it a big Bugs-Bunny style kiss.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Billy runs back over and attempts to swarm up Angel's leg to cling to his torso for a better view of the room.

"Hi! Nice haiiiiir!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

"Put gum in it," Vendetta tells Billy.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angel grabbed on to Billy and held him against his hip so he wouldn't fall. "Hey! Nice hat."

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Billy grins at Vendetta and blows a huuuuuge bubble.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"You've got good bubble skills," Angel said. "Where'd you learn?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[fh_extras]

Alas, to answer, Billy pops the bubble.

Covered in pink goo, he grins at Angel. "I learned all by myself. Under the table gum works best, see?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

"Hmm." Angel pretended to think about it. "Doesn't that have less flavor?"