fandomhigh | Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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"Cool!" Angel said. "Is your friend Mandy a Slayer?"

"No, she's just Mandy. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but she's the smartest. She's the one who beat Grim and made him stay and be our friend. Now he mows the lawn, chops the wood, cleans her room, changes the litter box, alters reality, kills bad guys, and is my bestest friend in the whole wide world."

He stops bouncing for a moment. "Except with Blandy."

"Wow. Mandy sounds pretty impressive," Angel said. He noted the lack of bouncing. "Who's Blandy?"

"Blandy was my girlfriiiiiiiend. And Grim stole her. Except he didn't, but he did. He wanted to if she wasn't an evil fiend from another dimension."

"Your girlfriend was an evil fiend from another dimension?" Angel asked, with sympathy. "Man have I been there."

Billy jumped down from Angel's shoulders and scowled up at him. "You went out with Blandy?! You're gonna pay for that!"

"Oh no, no!" Angel hastily assured him. "I was thinking about Darla. My ex. I go out with her - " Angel pointed at Callisto ~~whose player was offline at the moment~~ " - now."

"Wow!" Billy ogled in an entirely age-inappropriate manner before getting distracted by a gnat. "She looks just like Eris! Does she have golden apples?"

"I don't like to brag," Angel said, by way of a response.

Speaking of gnats, there went the lifespan of Billy's attention. "I'm hungry."

He wandered away to find the janitorial closet and yummy things contained within.

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