Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

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The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Vendetta pulls his tail.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"Nice touches," Angel said to Vendetta. "If you want to pet him try patting his head."

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Mindy is still clinging to John's neck but tumbles backwards when he attempts to get away.

"Puppy?" she says in a tiny voice sticking her bottom lip out.

Her eyes get huge and shiny as they well up with tears.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Angel could see that distraction might be helpful here. He reached for the toybox again.

"Look!" he said, pulling out an oddly appropriate stuffed animal. "A fuzzy tiger!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"Tygur?" she asks sniffing.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Angel hid his face behind the tiger and waved the tiger's front paw. He made his voice a little squeaky. "Hi Mindy!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Mindy waved back.

"Hello tygur I love you!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Grinning like the big doofy dork that he was, Angel held the tiger out so that the tiger could try to kiss Mindy on the cheek.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Mindy is a modern woman, she throws her arms around the tiger and gives it a big Bugs-Bunny style kiss.

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Still pretending to speak for the tiger, Angel said, "Yay! I wub you too, Mindy!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Mindy giggles some more.

"Silly Spikey-Head! Silly Tygur!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"What's the tiger's name?" Angel asked.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Mindy looked at the tiger expectantly, waiting for it to tell them its name.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Billy runs back over and attempts to swarm up Angel's leg to cling to his torso for a better view of the room.

"Hi! Nice haiiiiir!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"Put gum in it," Vendetta tells Billy.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Angel grabbed on to Billy and held him against his hip so he wouldn't fall. "Hey! Nice hat."

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Billy grins at Vendetta and blows a huuuuuge bubble.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"You've got good bubble skills," Angel said. "Where'd you learn?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Alas, to answer, Billy pops the bubble.

Covered in pink goo, he grins at Angel. "I learned all by myself. Under the table gum works best, see?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"Hmm." Angel pretended to think about it. "Doesn't that have less flavor?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"No." Billy scrambles around to get a better view of the doggy. Sorry about the gum, was that your shirt? "It's got better texture, too. And the stickability is the best!"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Angel didn't mind about his hoodie so much as he did the still-healing wound on his chest. He did his best to try to make sure Billy didn't accidentally whack him on it. "Ohhh. Because it's already had practice sticking?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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Billy climbs higher, since the guy with the good hair doesn't seem to want him to crawl across his chest.

That might require a gummy grip in someone's hair.

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"Somebody want a piggy back ride?"

Re: Snacktime! (a.k.a. Lunch)

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"That would be great! Let's go! I wish Grim and Mandy were here to see this!" He leans forward and gives Angel a big hug around the neck. "You're fun! Like Hoss Delgado. Are you a bounty hunter?"