Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto frowned and tilted her head to the side. "Billy, sweetie, who's Yog Sothoth?"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

"He's a great big demon from another dimension!" Billy held out the Necronomicon he'd pulled out of the toy box. "Grim talks about him. Mr. Babysitter's barbecue story made me hungry and Grim says that Yog Sothoth holds one heck of a cookout."

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"I see," Callisto nodded. "Anything in particular you're going to need?"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

Billy flopped down on the floor and opened the book to the summoning page. "Do we have the skins of three..." he stops to sound out the word, "...bye-yak-keee?"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto had no idea what a biackey was so she picked up three scraps of cloth and gave them to Billy. "Yes."

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

"Cooool!" Billy clapped his hands together and handed them to the small circle of bunnies.

"Now we all dance widdershins in a circle." He looked up at Callisto with big eyes. "Which way is widdershins?"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Uh, anti-clockwise I think."

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

"Okay!" Billy scratched his belly. "Um... which way is that?"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto turned Billy around. "That way."

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

"Coooool!" Billy hopped on one foot and all the weetiny bunnies did, too. "Now we say, 'Reeka Raaka, Fiyre Crackya.'"

He looked at Callisto. "You, too!

"S-is Bhoom Bhah!"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

"Reeka Raaka, Fiyre Crackya." Callisto hopped. "S-is Bhoom Bhah!"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

"Old Ones, Old Ones
R'a! R'a! R'a!"

Billy hopped, the bunnies hopped.

"Reeka Raaka, Fiyre Crackya
S-is Bhoom Bhah!
Old Ones, Old Ones
R'a! R'a! R'a!"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Callisto hopped.

"Reeka Raaka, Fiyre Crackya
S-is Bhoom Bhah!
Old Ones, Old Ones
R'a! R'a! R'a!"

Re: Activity 5: Weetiny bunnies?

[fh_extras]

The bunnies hopped.

Billy hopped.

Callisto hopped.

But Yog Sothoth didn't make an appearance.

Billy flopped down on the floor and let the bunnies swarm his face, accidentally sucking one up into his left nostril before sneezing it out in an icky mucousy bunny glob.