fandomhigh | Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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Angel tapped his finger to his nose. "That's right! It makes barbeque. So our prince and his good friend lit up the stakes and threw them at the snow monster, zap, zap, zap!"

Angel mimed throwing stakes.

"Oh frak me!" Mindy chimed clapping her hands.

"Zap! Zap! Zap zap zap!" Billy bounced up and slipped in the puddle of saliva he'd made on the floor. "Zap!"

"Mr. Babysitter? What does 'frak me' mean?"

"Ask your mother," Angel answered smoothly. "Barring that, ask Callisto."

Callisto looked up on hearing her name. "I only have to answer that if it's a girl asking," she said. "Boy's are the father's responsibility."

"Did you teach it to them?"

"Teach what?"

Billy nudges Mindy. "Ask her what 'frak me' means!"

"Yeah, Mindy," Angel said. "Ask Auntie Callisto what it means."

Callisto glared at Angel.

Angel smiled sweetly at her.

Mindy looks up in awe at all the people talking to her.

"What means Pretty Hair Lady?"

"You see, when two people care about each other very much, or gods, just find each other vaguely attractive, they often have sex. Which is a lot of fun, or at least it is when the guy in question actually knows how to find the clitoris without having to have a map drawn for him."

"Ohhhhhhhh." cooed Mindy.

"Or stick figures," Angel added.

"You tell me, Mr. Babysitter! You're a boy! I wanna know. Uh huh. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me."

It seemed Billy was going to need a major distraction to get off this train of thought.

Having heard female perspective Mindy turned her attention to Spikey-Head to see if his side of the story involved the use of maps.

"No, I'm with her," Angel said. "Though guys don't often wait for the 'care about each other' part, which is why girls and 10% of the other guys should really know how to do a well-placed kick between the legs when necessary."

"Exactly," Callisto grinned sweetly at Angel. "Honey, maybe we should demonstrate for the poor dears?"

Angel pointed at his chest. "While I'm already the walking wounded?"

Mindy pointed at Angel's chest too.

"Can we do something else now? This is boooring! Kick him or something?"

"Well, how are they ever going to learn to do it right if we don't show them?"

Angel pointed. "Hey, look! Weetinybunnies! (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/793357.html?thread=37159181#t37159181)"

Bunnies!

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