Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

Comments

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Vendetta? And no, I didn't call you fat! Big girl means older girl!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

She continues to glare.

The hamster continues to growl.

Vendetta goes over to a line of boxes near the wall, and picks up one box to bring to him. "Here. I have brought you a present. Open it."

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Oh, that's sweet." John takes the box and eyes it. "It's not gonna blow up on me, is it?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"Not that box, no," she says.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John is the tiniest bit scared but he opens the box...

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

A little birdie-looking thing hops out of the box. It's very cute. It tilts its head at him invitingly, and opens and closes its mouth. It might make a noise like scissors cutting something.

"Don't you want to... play with it?" asks Vendetta.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Um."

"Be nice to the child, John. You might have one of your own some day."

John winces and shakes Umberto away. "Sure. Wanna show me how?"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"Are you stupid? What's to show? You play with the birdie!" Vendetta tells him.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" John frowns at her. "Don't call me stupid, shorty!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

"I am not short!" Vendetta frowns back, and the birdie is now chewing on the leg of John's pants. His leg might feel a bit drafty, what with the cuts in the fabric now.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Hey!" John tries shake the bird away. "These are good pants. Little demon child!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

The bird keeps chewing. It's probably a good thing he's just a simulation.

"Do not call me names, you stupid thing!" Vendetta tells him, and the hamster moves forward menacingly.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"Don't call me names either, you mean little girl," John says. "You started it!"

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

Vendetta laughs, and satisfied with a job well done, she heads off with the hamster following. Bloodcurling screams of terror would be better, but mere irritation is about what she can expect from someone this simple.

Of course, the simulated oops birdie's still out of its box, and trying to chew on John's shoes.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John kicks the bird. And glares at Vendetta.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

The bird looks hurt. It's just hungry.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

John points the bird towards Angel.

Re: Activity 1: Playtime!

[fh_extras]

The bird totally goes.