Detention, April 8th, 9:00 AM

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The Danger Shop was set up like a very large childcare center today with The Tick standing in the middle of the room. "Hello, students!" he said when the students entered the shop. "Come over here and sit in a circle!"

He passed around the sign-in sheet, with the following names on it:

Angel
Callisto
Samantha Carter
John Crichton
Alphonse Elric

"Today, you'll be learning about responsibility in one of the most trying ways there is. Today, you'll be watching children! The kids themselves are just Danger Shop holograms, so they can't actually be hurt or anything, but you should still treat them as you would a real child. You're responsible for their fake well-being and you shouldn't expect me to bail you out if you have trouble. Please remember, they outnumber you. The simulation will end at 5:00 PM FHT. Okay, bring on the kids!"

Another list appeared. This list was of the children who would be here today.

Billy
Boo
Jamie
Mindy
Ralph
Stewie
Vendetta

[OOC: In the shop is pretty much everything you might need in a typical childcare facility. Toys, books, bits of electronic that could be fashioned into a laser gun laying around in some drawers... The usual. You can leave as early as 5:00 EST, but feel free to play past that if you're having fun.

The activities listed are guidelines the students should work toward. The children... well, they'll do what they'll do. Hopefully it'll all go together smoothly and we won't have someone fingerpainting during naptime. Right. Becuase what we want is for this to be easy. Sure.

That all said, this will be very hands off for me. Jump in, play, and try not to kill each other.

I have to be in the office for a couple hours, so if you need me, ping me via e-mail.]

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Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Storytime. Why must these overlords treat me like an infant?" he grumbles. "Maybe they'll read some Stephen King or The Art of War."

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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Billy wanders over holding The Great Big Book of Everything Evil. "Storreeeeeee!"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"I can tell stories," says Vendetta with a smirk.

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"What kind of story are you in the mood for?" Angel asked.

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"One with death. And bombs. Lots of bombs!" says Stewie. "I will not be appeased by some fairy tale!"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Fairy tales are fun if you get to be in them. Ones with lots of gingerbread and witches and gingerbread and talking animals and gingerbreaaaad..."

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Stewie stares at Billy. "Did you drink gasoline as a child?"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Yeah! It's deeeelicious!"

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"Hmm," Angel thought about it. "What about the story of the snow monsters?"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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Vendetta points to Stewie. "I agree with him. is there blood in this story? Screams of terror?"

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Angel wriggled his fingers in a buttery menacing fashion. "There's fighting and destruction and fire and screams."

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"It is a good story then," she says approvingly.

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"Then by all means, read away!" says Stewie, sitting down and crossing his legs in a slightly feminine manner. "And make sure to do voices. I can't stand when Lois reads in that monotone voice of hers."

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"Okay," Angel sat down on a chair so everybody could see him. "One day there was a handsome prince named - what do you want the prince's name to be?"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Spikey-Head!"

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"Mike Wazowski!"

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"Billy!"

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"Gilligan." said Stewie, using his middle name. He didn't want to seem vain after all. "Gilligan is a name that oozes good looks and charm."

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"Gilly gain!"

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"Spikey-head Billy-Mike Wazowski," Angel said, taking it all in stride. "And his friend - what's his friend's name?"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Mandy!"

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"Stalin!"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Buttons!"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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"Kitty!"

Re: Activity 3: Storytime!

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The giant cat outside says "MROWR!"