Friday Afternoon Assembly

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh stood up on the stage, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

It wasn't like someone had given him a microphone and an audience in a while. Not since the whole "secret plan to fight inflation" thing, anyway.

"Welcome to the first game show at Fandom High," he read from his cue card. "Where the questions are just as cracked out as the school." He raised an eyebrow. "Huh. Today we will be vying teachers against students for bragging rights and pie from Jeff, God of Biscuits. The game will be divided into three sections--much like the US government--though the students will be overrepresented because they know that the teachers at this school will kick their butts otherwise with their superior wit and guile."

Josh grinned. "Let the games begin!"

[OOC: Please wait for the truly excessive OCD Have at it! And yes, I'm insane.]

Comments

Before the game begins!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Find a seat! Wonder what the hell is going to happen this week! Try not to set anything on fire!

Re: Before the game begins!

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Mac picked herself a seat, then pulled out a book and settled back to read until the assembly started.

Re: Before the game begins!

[2-twin-devils-2.livejournal.com]

The twins heard this assembly was actually going to be interesting so they show up, finding seats and looking around for some familiar faces.

Re: Before the game begins!

[notajar]

Door's brought popcorn. Not that she plans on throwing it. She was just hungry at the last assembly she went to, so hey. It's a rather large tub for a rather small girl, though, so it's certainly shareable.

Re: Before the game begins!

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia is just sitting back and chilling, waiting for the wackiness to begin.

Re: Before the game begins!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter was far too amused at the idea of all this. So he brought jujubes and made a point not to throw them. Really.

Re: Before the game begins!

[senor-chado.livejournal.com]

Chad found himself a nice comfortable spot way at the top of the bleachers, where he could possibly fall asleep if need be, and do so where his huge self wasn't in anyone's way.

Re: Before the game begins!

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy, a bit pre-occupied plopped down in the back row.

Round One!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Round One is the trivia round," Josh said, reaching into a bag to choose out the lucky team members for each side who had no idea they had been chosen.

"The students will be represented by Molly Hayes and Willow Rosenberg as the first pair, and Summer Roberts and Billy Kessler as the second pair. They will need all of their wits to defeat the dynamic due of the Doctor and Ms. Readman!"

Josh waited until the pairs had climbed onto stage before reading the first "trivia" question.

"Given the choice of turning into a weetiny bunny, a gremlin or one of the pirate's drunken squirrels, which would you choose and why?" He flipped the card over. "Huh. Apparently there's a right answer to this."

Re: Round One! Molly & Willow

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Consult with each other and come up with your final answer! Though Josh won't ask "Is this your final answer?" because Regis is annoying.

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Consult with each other and come up with your final answer! Though Josh won't ask "Is this your final answer?" because Regis is annoying.

Re: Round One! The Doctor & Ms. Readman

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Consult with each other and come up with your final answer! Though Josh won't ask "Is this your final answer?" because Regis is annoying.

React to Round One!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

If you so choose...

Re: React to Round One!

[notajar]

Door would've chosen gremlin. If the question had been about which she'd like to cuddle, it'd be a different answer, but she'd pick something with sharp teeth to be.

Re: React to Round One!

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia decided she'd have to go with the squirrel on that one.

What? She was a spy. The squirrels spy on people. It totally made sense.

Re: React to Round One!

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Conner had to go with the gremlin on this one. What? If he had to choose one of the three options to be his Zord, nobody would take a thirty-story drunken squirrel seriously, and you couldn't have a thirty-story tall weetiny bunny.

. . . could you?

He ended up so preoccupied by mulling over that conundrum that he actually had no idea what the final results of the round were.

Re: React to Round One!

[once-a-king.livejournal.com]

Peter voted for the weetiny bunny, but mainly cheered for whatever answer Willow and Molly came up with.

Round Two!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"That was certainly...interesting," Josh said diplomatically. "Moving on! Our second round will involve props and acting. God help us all."

He pointed towards three chests that were being wheeled on stage.

"The lucky contestants in this round are Eric Weiss and Alanna Trebond and Naomi Wildman and Zack Addy for the students, and Mr. Winchester and Principal Washburn for the teachers."

He waited until they had all arrived on stage before reading the next cue card.

"In your chests you will find tutus, five kilograms of handsoap, two kazoos and a live goat," he said, looking more and more disturbed. "Your task is to reenact your favorite scene from the Nutcracker using all of these prompts."

He looked at Zoe. "Please don't fire me."

Re: Round Two! Eric and Alanna

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Boggle! Then Dance! Jazz hands will get you bonus points.

React to Round Two!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

WTFing would not be inappropriate...

Re: React to Round Two!

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia cheered for both Eric and Naomi. Maybe this could be one of those game shows were everyone wins?

Round Three!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Anyone have any booze?" Josh asked, looking very traumatized. "Just kidding! Mostly!"

He reached for the cue cards.

"Our final round is straight out of Family Feud but without the stupid part where everyone poses on a couch. Actually, we're skipping straight to the lightning round. We asked a hundred residents of Fandom--possibly including squirrels and teal deer, looking at the answers--a series of questions. Our two teams will try to guess the most popular answers."

He grinned. "And our lucky contestants for this final round are Dean Winchester and Door for the students and Ms. Next and Ms. Adair." He pointed towards three soundproof rooms for Daisy, Dean and Door to lock themselves into.

Re: Round Three! Thursday

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Thursday," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behing V's mask?"

React to Round Three!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Don't shout out answers to the contestants, though.

And the winner is....

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Like it really matters after the Dramatic Dance section...

Go home!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Tell your friends about the total crack the Student Council is on!

OOC!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

The Vader & Luke angst might've broken something important in my sanity...

Re: OOC!

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

*headdesks* Also, please to be pretending that I can spell least correctly.