Friday Afternoon Assembly

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh stood up on the stage, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

It wasn't like someone had given him a microphone and an audience in a while. Not since the whole "secret plan to fight inflation" thing, anyway.

"Welcome to the first game show at Fandom High," he read from his cue card. "Where the questions are just as cracked out as the school." He raised an eyebrow. "Huh. Today we will be vying teachers against students for bragging rights and pie from Jeff, God of Biscuits. The game will be divided into three sections--much like the US government--though the students will be overrepresented because they know that the teachers at this school will kick their butts otherwise with their superior wit and guile."

Josh grinned. "Let the games begin!"

[OOC: Please wait for the truly excessive OCD Have at it! And yes, I'm insane.]

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Re: Round Three! Thursday

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"Thursday," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behing V's mask?"

Re: Round Three! Thursday

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Thursday wasn't entirely sure how she found herself in this position, but she thought it best not to think too hard about it.

She rattled off the first answers that came to mind. Of course, her answers were largely based on listening to the radio.

"Lack of glitter. Pie. God Save the Queen. Flamingo-shaped croquet mallets. Lola Vavoom."

Re: Round Three! Thursday

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"Let's find what our results say," Josh said, reaching for the cue cards.

"We asked 'What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?' You said 'lack of glitter.' Survey says...22 people agreed with you." Josh grinned. "We asked 'What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?' You said 'pie.' Survey says...53 people argreed with you. Well done! We asked 'What is the song least likely to be played by Barbossa?' You said 'God Save the Queen.' Survey says...16 people agreed with you. We asked 'What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?' You said 'flamingo-shaped croquet mallets' and now I want one. Survey says...6 other people find that bizarre. Finally, we asked 'which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behind V's mask?' You said 'Lola Vavoom.' Survey says...pi people agree with you."

Josh stared at the card. "Seriously? Pi? This town...Anyway. Your score comes to 100.14159265...and so on. Good job. That number will be added to your partner's total and the teachers can do a victory dance of joy and extreme coordination."