Friday Afternoon Assembly

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh stood up on the stage, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

It wasn't like someone had given him a microphone and an audience in a while. Not since the whole "secret plan to fight inflation" thing, anyway.

"Welcome to the first game show at Fandom High," he read from his cue card. "Where the questions are just as cracked out as the school." He raised an eyebrow. "Huh. Today we will be vying teachers against students for bragging rights and pie from Jeff, God of Biscuits. The game will be divided into three sections--much like the US government--though the students will be overrepresented because they know that the teachers at this school will kick their butts otherwise with their superior wit and guile."

Josh grinned. "Let the games begin!"

[OOC: Please wait for the truly excessive OCD Have at it! And yes, I'm insane.]

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Re: Round Three! Daisy

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Josh waited for Dean to step off stage before waving Daisy on.

"Daisy," Josh said, "you need to give the first answers that pop into your mind about each of the following five questions. If you repeat the answer your partner gave, a gremlin will come out and bite you on the ankle. Or a buzzer will sound. Try not to find out which one actually happens.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?
2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?
3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?
4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?
5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behind V's mask?"

Re: Round Three! Daisy

[actingreaper]

Daisy examined her french manicure for chips or cracks as she answered.

"Invasion, biscuits of course, You make me feel like a natural woman, whatever the heck as 'squishie' is, and Clark Gable." She answered the questions with absolute conviction, then gave Josh a sunny smile. "How was that?"

Re: Round Three! Daisy

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh smiled back. "They sounded great to me. Let's find out if our survey-takers agreed with you. In our first question we asked 'what is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?' You said 'invasion.' Survey says...45 people agreed with you." Josh's grin widened. "We asked 'what is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?' You said, logically, 'biscuits.' Survey says...31 people agreed with you. We asked 'What is the song least likely to be played by Barbossa?' You said 'You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman' and broke something important in my brain with that image. Survey says...9 other people think that would be a terrible choice for the pirate. We asked 'what is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?' You said, 'a squishie.' Survey says...27 people also have no idea what that is. Maybe we should ask Marty if they're made of people."

Josh winked at the audience. "Finally, we asked 'Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behind V's mask. You said 'Clark Gable.' Survey says...9 other people went old Hollywood on this answer. That brings your total to 121, and your team's combined score to 221.14 blahblah pi integers. Go teachers!"

Josh was a tiny bit biased, yes.

Re: Round Three! Daisy

[actingreaper]

"Hey, don't ask the question if you don't want to get important brain bits broken. Did we win?"