Friday Afternoon Assembly

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh stood up on the stage, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

It wasn't like someone had given him a microphone and an audience in a while. Not since the whole "secret plan to fight inflation" thing, anyway.

"Welcome to the first game show at Fandom High," he read from his cue card. "Where the questions are just as cracked out as the school." He raised an eyebrow. "Huh. Today we will be vying teachers against students for bragging rights and pie from Jeff, God of Biscuits. The game will be divided into three sections--much like the US government--though the students will be overrepresented because they know that the teachers at this school will kick their butts otherwise with their superior wit and guile."

Josh grinned. "Let the games begin!"

[OOC: Please wait for the truly excessive OCD Have at it! And yes, I'm insane.]

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Re: Round Three! Dean

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean was just glad there was nothing remotely related to the ballet in his round.

He took a deep breath and answered each question in turn.

1) What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?

"Being bit by a gremlin."

2) What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?

Dean shrugged. "Donuts?"

3) What is the song lesat likely to be played by Barbossa?

"Anything by Zanfir."

4) What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?

"A sign that says 'random'?"

5) Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behing V's mask?"

"Steve McQueen."

Re: Round Three! Dean

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

"Nicely done," Josh said, then looked down at his cue cards. "Let's see what our survey says. We asked 'What is the thing the residents of Fandom fear the most?' You said 'being bit by a gremlin.' Survey says...17 people agreed with you." Josh frowned at the results. "I wonder if the questions were being asked by gremlins. Moving on. We asked 'What is the most popular pastry at Jeff, God of Biscuits?' You said 'donuts.' Survey says...11 people agree with you. We asked 'What is the song least like to be played by Barbossa?' You said 'anything by Zanfir.' Survey says...17 people also believe that the pirate's not a huge fan of the pan flute. We asked 'What is the most random thing being sold at All & Sundries?' You said 'a sign that says 'random'.' Survey says...18 people are just as literal as you are."

Josh grinned. "Finally, we asked 'Which Hollywood star is secretly hiding behind V's mask. You chose the most excellent Steve McQueen. Survey says...19 people agreed with you. That brings your total to 82 points. Well done! Now you get to wait and see how your partner Door does with the same questions."