Friday Afternoon Assembly

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh stood up on the stage, looking distinctly uncomfortable.

It wasn't like someone had given him a microphone and an audience in a while. Not since the whole "secret plan to fight inflation" thing, anyway.

"Welcome to the first game show at Fandom High," he read from his cue card. "Where the questions are just as cracked out as the school." He raised an eyebrow. "Huh. Today we will be vying teachers against students for bragging rights and pie from Jeff, God of Biscuits. The game will be divided into three sections--much like the US government--though the students will be overrepresented because they know that the teachers at this school will kick their butts otherwise with their superior wit and guile."

Josh grinned. "Let the games begin!"

[OOC: Please wait for the truly excessive OCD Have at it! And yes, I'm insane.]

Comments

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[absolutesnark]

Summer blinked. "Um...egg. I think."

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy was kinda still stuck on the concept of the squirrels writing the questions. Which, really by this point, he shouldn't be. "Uh, yeah, what she said."

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh smiled and flipped the card over, then frowned. "The squirrels strike again. Apparently the correct response is 'chickenz r 2 close 2 stupid duckz 'n should be killinated.' Harsh."

He quickly put that card away. "Final question in our trivia round. Which is more likely to happen: the park being all covered in cheese for no apparent reason, Darth Vader getting bit by a gremlin and wearing a red feather boa, or that damn stupid hotel duck learning not to mess with the clearly superior species of squirrels?" He blinked. "Guess who wrote that question."

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

Billy looked at Summer. "You getting a bit afraid of the squirrels?"

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[absolutesnark]

"Not so much, no. I like squirrels," Summer said. "So I'm going with squirrels for this answer."

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"They seem kind of hostile to me. But yeah I'm gonna go with squirrels too."

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[professor-lyman.livejournal.com]

Josh flipped the card over. "Correct. And, apparently 'vengeance will be ours, oh yes.' Well done."

Re: Round One! Summer & Billy

[l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com]

"That's all we need. some kind of race war."