Sexual Education [07/27] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

Comments

Share your story!

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

What did you do with your toy/costume/personal lubricant/whatever?

Re: Share your story!

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I used it to attract bees so they would make a new hive and make lots of fresh honey," Dawn lied like a lying thing. No way was she telling that story with Sam in the room.

Re: Share your story!

[demonbelthazor]

Bel raised his hand. "Err, I kinda missed class last week, so I didn't get my assignment."

Re: Share your story!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"I used it to fake-kidnap someone in my boyfriend's class," Bridge says honestly. That may or may not have been the only time he's used it.

Re: Share your story!

[union-jane.livejournal.com]

Seras shrugged looking a little uncomfortable.

"I...er...I wore the lotion, but it didn't have any noticeable affects really."

Seras bet she didn't have hormones. Or pheremones. Or whateverthehell they were. Not that she wanted them. At all.

Re: Share your story!

[likethegun]

"I...tested the different speeds on myself to see how each one felt." Hey, at least it wasn't a total lie. He just wasn't mentioning where he'd tested.

Re: Share your story!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"I used it to test out how good my grip on a slippery Pyramid ball is," Anders said. "I figure if I can get a decent handle on the ball with AstroGlide on it, then just regular old sweat isn't going to make me lose that much of my touch on the court."

He wasn't mentioning what had happened to the rest of the bottle, though.

Re: Share your story!

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx coughed. "I didn't really use it because nobody was interested." He shrugged uncomfortably. "I sorta did, though. Just not in the real world."

Re: Share your story!

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"I wore it all Tuesday morning to see if it would attract any attention," Pip said. "I got one compliment, one show of indifference, and one person who's... breath was taken away."

Re: Share your story!

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"I used the Rabbit as a research tool to see if vibrations helped plants grow." Blair said. "They don't, by the way."

Re: Share your story!

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

"I, um... didn't really do much with mine other than a little light dusting, because I really didn't have anyone to... um, you know, with," Lana said holding her feather duster and blushing a little, "but I have used one before and found it, um... rather fun."

Re: Share your story!

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe raised her hand. "Becky, I was in California last week so I didn't get my assignment."

Re: Share your story!

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia listened as people presented their use of the toys before she spoke.

"I actually used mine in a sexual way. My girlfriend and I used it the other night and in a semi disappointing way, the whipped cream didn't want to stay on However, the taste and texture of the whipped cream was great and after it fell off, there was still a little bit left so I decided that was better then nothing so I took a taste and then we tried the whipped cream on the *handwavey* after sex ice cream was an added treat." Maia said before going off to make her bag.

Make your kits!

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Condoms (http://www.drugstore.com/templates/brand/default.asp?brand=9530) - because seriously.
Crab shampoo (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=153397&catid=782&trx=PLST-0-SEARCH&trxp1=782&trxp2=153397&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SEARCH) - because sometimes, you gain a few friends by having sex.
Sunny Delight (http://www.sunnyd.com/products/original.shtml) - for hangovers, because Becky would really give you guys beer (hair of the dog, all that) but for some reason that's frowned upon.
Various syrups (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/syrup.asp) - because yeah.
Sheets in various colors (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=108702&RN=145&BTSMode=true) - because depending on the sex, you might want to burn your old ones.
Dual lock handcuffs (http://www.edenfantasys.com/DUAL-LOCK-HANDCUFFS/adult-toys-dvds-16793) - please don't tell me you NEED to ask.
A spare pair of panties for the girls (http://www.freshpair.com/itempics/3032_xl.jpg) - so you have something clean for the walk of shame.
Boxers for the boys (http://www.jockey.com/ProductImages/001067_d.jpg) - see above.
Post-It Notes (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=2&partNumber=778936) - in case you wake up before them and need to get away, but want to stick your phone number to their forehead.
Sharpies (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?prodCatType=0&storeId=10001&catalogId=2&langId=-1&productId=102699&cmArea=SEARCH) - to write said number on the Post-It (or their skin, if you're mean like Becky.)
Tic-Tacs (http://www.itsalldirect2u.com/productimages/25405alt.gif) - because none of this is happening if you have icky breath.
Pre-pasted disposable toothbrushes (http://www.dentakit.com/redeprto.html) - because ewwww, walk of shame with morning breath.

Re: Make your kits!

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia loaded up a bag with condoms, syrups, sheets, panties, post-its, sharpies, and toothbrushes. She considered the handcuffs for a moment, remembering what they'd done when Walter had made one of these. She could leave those out.

Screw it. She grabbed two pairs and tossed those in as well.

Re: Make your kits!

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Blushing the whole time, Dawn picked up some condoms, a pair of handcuffs (with keys, thank you very much), an extra pair of underwear, a pack of post-its, a sharpie, some tic-tacs, and two toothbrushes.

Re: Make your kits!

[demonbelthazor]

Bel packed his bag with condoms, syrups, and two sets of handcuffs. He considered things for a moment, then added a set of sheets, panties, a sharpie, and tic tacs.

Re: Make your kits!

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge grabs one of everything except the handcuffs, since he's already got one. But then he notices other people grabbing two pairs, and thinks maybe they've got the right idea. So he shrugs and throws a pair of handcuffs in his bag.

Re: Make your kits!

[likethegun]

Sam had been right - he really wouldn't have wanted to know what crab shampoo was when he was on the phone with Becky the day before. He grabbed only the most bare necessities - condoms, Sunny Delight, a pair of boxers, some Tic-Tacs and a toothbrush.

When he was almost certain that no one was looking, he grabbed a set of handcuffs too.

Re: Make your kits!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders apparently had a problem with keeping one-night-stands, you know, limited to one night. He went for the syrups first, then the handcuffs, which probably said a lot, then the boxers and toothbrushes. The Sunny Delight scared him, but he took some anyway.

He took the condoms as an afterthought, looking extremely sheepish about that.

Re: Make your kits!

[union-jane.livejournal.com]

The first thing that Seras noticed were the handcuffs. The second thing she noticed was that people seemed to be helping themselves to more than one pair. So...one for everyday, one for special occasions, and one for emergencies.

Because a good police officer should never be unprepared.

The rest of the items, Seras just sort of grabbed at random and shoved into the bag, before scuttling off to play with her new handcuffs.

my preeecioussss

Re: Make your kits!

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx happily helped himself to one of everything, and added the handcuffs from the previous assignment too. "So...do you think this'll help get more?"

General Chatting

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Compare goody bags, commiserate, flirt, etc.

Re: General Chatting

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia was SOOOOO not in the mood to be here. She finished her bag and sat back with her notebook, plotting how to get Mario out of the picture in her romance epic.

Talk to Becky

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Questions, comments, concerned? She's here. She might not care, but she's here.

Re: Talk to Becky

[likethegun]

Sam took the voucher off of the table and gave Becky a nervous smile. "Um. Thank you. This is really nice of you," he said. "I'm glad you managed to find everything you were looking for online."

OOC

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

To show I am done.