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"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. ~~That's Coyote Ugly.~~ Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

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"I know!" Pip said. "It's totally awesome. And yes, there are post-its." He eyed Blair. "I hear you've been learning to fight from Tyler."

"Not so much learning to fight as learning to get hit." Blair lifted his shirt to display the leftover bruises on his chest. "It was a bet. He has to meditate for every minute I stayed in the fight."

"Ouch. How long did you stay up?"

"I was on the floor pretty quickly, but I got back up. The fight lasted about two minutes." Blair blushed a little and shrugged. "Not that impressive."

Pip patted Blair on the back. "So you got two minutes of meditation out of Tyler?"

"No, he agreed to a half hour of meditation for every minute in the fight. We did the first part of it right after the fight." Blair smiled. "It was totally worth it."

"What came of it?" Pip asked, curious.

"Tyler looked way more peaceful after that half hour." Blair bounced again. "I might even work up to getting him to the spirit plane!"

Pip grinned. "Want me to teach you how to stand up longer so you can get him to do it longer?"

"Maybe after I get through the time he already owes me." Blair nodded. "Probably after all my bruises fade. I'm still sore."

Pip winced. "He a pretty good figher, then?"

"Compared to me most third graders are good fighters." Blair grinned good-naturedly. "But Tyler seemed like he knew what he was doing."

"Iiiiinteresting," Pip said, a gleam in his eye.

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