fandomhigh | Sexual Education [07/27]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. ~~That's Coyote Ugly.~~ Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

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What did you do with your toy/costume/personal lubricant/whatever?

Condoms (http://www.drugstore.com/templates/brand/default.asp?brand=9530) - because seriously.
Crab shampoo (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=153397&catid=782&trx=PLST-0-SEARCH&trxp1=782&trxp2=153397&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SEARCH) - because sometimes, you gain a few friends by having sex.
Sunny Delight (http://www.sunnyd.com/products/original.shtml) - for hangovers, because Becky would really give you guys beer (hair of the dog, all that) but for some reason that's frowned upon.
Various syrups (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/syrup.asp) - because yeah.
Sheets in various colors (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=108702&RN=145&BTSMode=true) - because depending on the sex, you might want to burn your old ones.
Dual lock handcuffs (http://www.edenfantasys.com/DUAL-LOCK-HANDCUFFS/adult-toys-dvds-16793) - please don't tell me you NEED to ask.
A spare pair of panties for the girls (http://www.freshpair.com/itempics/3032_xl.jpg) - so you have something clean for the walk of shame.
Boxers for the boys (http://www.jockey.com/ProductImages/001067_d.jpg) - see above.
Post-It Notes (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=2&partNumber=778936) - in case you wake up before them and need to get away, but want to stick your phone number to their forehead.
Sharpies (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?prodCatType=0&storeId=10001&catalogId=2&langId=-1&productId=102699&cmArea=SEARCH) - to write said number on the Post-It (or their skin, if you're mean like Becky.)
Tic-Tacs (http://www.itsalldirect2u.com/productimages/25405alt.gif) - because none of this is happening if you have icky breath.
Pre-pasted disposable toothbrushes (http://www.dentakit.com/redeprto.html) - because ewwww, walk of shame with morning breath.

Compare goody bags, commiserate, flirt, etc.

Questions, comments, concerned? She's here. She might not care, but she's here.

To show I am done.

"I used it to attract bees so they would make a new hive and make lots of fresh honey," Dawn lied like a lying thing. No way was she telling that story with Sam in the room.

Bel raised his hand. "Err, I kinda missed class last week, so I didn't get my assignment."

Nadia loaded up a bag with condoms, syrups, sheets, panties, post-its, sharpies, and toothbrushes. She considered the handcuffs for a moment, remembering what they'd done when Walter had made one of these. She could leave those out.

Screw it. She grabbed two pairs and tossed those in as well.

Blushing the whole time, Dawn picked up some condoms, a pair of handcuffs (with keys, thank you very much), an extra pair of underwear, a pack of post-its, a sharpie, some tic-tacs, and two toothbrushes.

Nadia was SOOOOO not in the mood to be here. She finished her bag and sat back with her notebook, plotting how to get Mario out of the picture in her romance epic.

"That's okay," Becky said. She checked the list from the week prior. "You can just tell us all what you would have done with a tickle whip, wherever you were."

She looked up expectantly.

Bel packed his bag with condoms, syrups, and two sets of handcuffs. He considered things for a moment, then added a set of sheets, panties, a sharpie, and tic tacs.

Bel blinked. "Where I was?" He may have turned a little red. "Umm, well, when my girlfriend and I were alone in our room I could've had some fun with it then."

Dawn totally wasn't smirking at Sam. Really.

"I used it to fake-kidnap someone in my boyfriend's class," Bridge says honestly. That may or may not have been the only time he's used it.

"Good."

Becky handed over the whip that Bel would have received the week before. "Here you are. Enjoy it with said girlfriend, whoever she is."

Bridge grabs one of everything except the handcuffs, since he's already got one. But then he notices other people grabbing two pairs, and thinks maybe they've got the right idea. So he shrugs and throws a pair of handcuffs in his bag.

Seras shrugged looking a little uncomfortable.

"I...er...I wore the lotion, but it didn't have any noticeable affects really."

Seras bet she didn't have hormones. Or pheremones. Or whateverthehell they were. Not that she wanted them. At all.

"I will," Bel said, grinning. "Oh, I will."

Sam wasn't looking at Dawn at all. Or anyone, actually. He was looking through the kit supplies and wondering why there was nothing sharp enough to stab himself with.

"Hey," she whispered, standing next to him at the table. "You know she does it on purpose, right? To see what you can handle? Just give it to Alec, or burn it, or throw it out, or frame it."

"I...tested the different speeds on myself to see how each one felt." Hey, at least it wasn't a total lie. He just wasn't mentioning where he'd tested.

Sam had been right - he really wouldn't have wanted to know what crab shampoo was when he was on the phone with Becky the day before. He grabbed only the most bare necessities - condoms, Sunny Delight, a pair of boxers, some Tic-Tacs and a toothbrush.

When he was almost certain that no one was looking, he grabbed a set of handcuffs too.

"Do you think she'd notice if I just didn't take it? Or would she get offended?" The fact that he was worried about offending a prostitute hadn't escaped him, really.

Dawn glanced over at Becky. "Maybe? And I don't think you want to offend her. She's really good friends with our archery professor."

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