Sexual Education [07/27] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

Comments

General Chatting

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Compare goody bags, commiserate, flirt, etc.

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[nadiathesaint]

Nadia was SOOOOO not in the mood to be here. She finished her bag and sat back with her notebook, plotting how to get Mario out of the picture in her romance epic.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Nadia!" Blair grinned and bounced over to say hello.

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[nadiathesaint]

She smiled back. There was bouncing. How could she not?

"Hi Blair."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"You're back! That's awesome." He grinned and bounced more. "It is awesome, isn't it?"

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[nadiathesaint]

How on earth did she forget how much Blair bounced? "It's mostly a good thing, yes."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Can you tell me why you're back?" He leaned forward seriously. "Or at least why it's not totally a good thing?"

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[nadiathesaint]

"Just . . . weird stuff. Nothing you need to worry about."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"I worry about you." Blair said simply. "But you don't have to talk about if you don't want to. I can tell you about the coolest new thing I just discovered."

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[nadiathesaint]

"Tell me about your new thing."

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn totally wasn't smirking at Sam. Really.

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[likethegun]

Sam wasn't looking at Dawn at all. Or anyone, actually. He was looking through the kit supplies and wondering why there was nothing sharp enough to stab himself with.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Hey," she whispered, standing next to him at the table. "You know she does it on purpose, right? To see what you can handle? Just give it to Alec, or burn it, or throw it out, or frame it."

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[likethegun]

"Do you think she'd notice if I just didn't take it? Or would she get offended?" The fact that he was worried about offending a prostitute hadn't escaped him, really.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn glanced over at Becky. "Maybe? And I don't think you want to offend her. She's really good friends with our archery professor."

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[likethegun]

"Oh god, I didn't even think about that." He glanced over at Becky, and then back at Dawn. "I guess I'd better take it. Hey, can you promise me something?"

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Sure," Dawn shrugged a shoulder. "What do you need?"

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[likethegun]

"Don't tell Dean about this? The last thing I need is for him to know that I've got a ticket for a free night of sex."

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"...why would I tell Dean?" Dawn stared at him. "It's not like you guys talk about this...Oh my god, you don't talk about this kind of stuff, do you???"

She wondered if she should revisit the incognito plan.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders was totally testing out all the syrups. And throwing out the sugar-free ones, because yech.

"The strawberry syrup is not nearly red enough," he mumbled.

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Now that he's assembled his kit, Bridge is giving each of the items a more thoughtful examination.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Whatcha got in there, dude?" asks Anders, peering curiously over at Bridge's kit.

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

"Little bit of everything," Bridge shrugs. "Not that I'm gonna be having any one night stands! But there's no rule that says these things can't be used for non-one-night-stand purposes."

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Or purposes that originally started as one-night-stands and ended up being, um . . ." mumbles Anders.

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge raises an eyebrow.