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"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. ~~That's Coyote Ugly.~~ Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

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"Can you tell me why you're back?" He leaned forward seriously. "Or at least why it's not totally a good thing?"

"Just . . . weird stuff. Nothing you need to worry about."

"I worry about you." Blair said simply. "But you don't have to talk about if you don't want to. I can tell you about the coolest new thing I just discovered."

"Tell me about your new thing."

Blair leaned close and bounced excitedly. "Bagel bites! They are like little tiny bagels made into pizzas and they are so incredibly awesome. I mean, seriously, best things in the whole world."

Nadia nodded slowly. "Bagel bites. Pizza . . . on small bagels. Interesting."

"Sooooo good." Blair closed his eyes as he remembered the taste of the bagel bites. "They had them for lunch today. I wonder if the Chef invented them? If he did I'm going to kiss him!"

". . . Make sure he's wearing pants, if you do."

Blair nodded absently, as he was still on his bagel bites high.

"Because he wasn't, once. And then there was the time he was wearing leather pants. And let's not forget that he's dating one of the primary ingredients he uses in his food."

"He's dating a bagel?!" Blair's jaw dropped.

Nadia blinked and frowned. "Um, no, he's dating a chicken. And let me tell you, I don't want to think about the mechanics of that."

"I bet Sis...um Becky knows about the mechanics." Blair shook his head. "But I don't think I want to ask. Ew."

"Did you just nearly call her your sister?"

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