Sexual Education [07/27] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

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Make your kits!

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

Condoms (http://www.drugstore.com/templates/brand/default.asp?brand=9530) - because seriously.
Crab shampoo (http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=153397&catid=782&trx=PLST-0-SEARCH&trxp1=782&trxp2=153397&trxp3=1&trxp4=0&btrx=BUY-PLST-0-SEARCH) - because sometimes, you gain a few friends by having sex.
Sunny Delight (http://www.sunnyd.com/products/original.shtml) - for hangovers, because Becky would really give you guys beer (hair of the dog, all that) but for some reason that's frowned upon.
Various syrups (http://www.hersheys.com/products/details/syrup.asp) - because yeah.
Sheets in various colors (http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=108702&RN=145&BTSMode=true) - because depending on the sex, you might want to burn your old ones.
Dual lock handcuffs (http://www.edenfantasys.com/DUAL-LOCK-HANDCUFFS/adult-toys-dvds-16793) - please don't tell me you NEED to ask.
A spare pair of panties for the girls (http://www.freshpair.com/itempics/3032_xl.jpg) - so you have something clean for the walk of shame.
Boxers for the boys (http://www.jockey.com/ProductImages/001067_d.jpg) - see above.
Post-It Notes (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?storeId=10001&langId=-1&catalogId=2&partNumber=778936) - in case you wake up before them and need to get away, but want to stick your phone number to their forehead.
Sharpies (http://www.staples.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/StaplesProductDisplay?prodCatType=0&storeId=10001&catalogId=2&langId=-1&productId=102699&cmArea=SEARCH) - to write said number on the Post-It (or their skin, if you're mean like Becky.)
Tic-Tacs (http://www.itsalldirect2u.com/productimages/25405alt.gif) - because none of this is happening if you have icky breath.
Pre-pasted disposable toothbrushes (http://www.dentakit.com/redeprto.html) - because ewwww, walk of shame with morning breath.

Re: Make your kits!

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia loaded up a bag with condoms, syrups, sheets, panties, post-its, sharpies, and toothbrushes. She considered the handcuffs for a moment, remembering what they'd done when Walter had made one of these. She could leave those out.

Screw it. She grabbed two pairs and tossed those in as well.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Blushing the whole time, Dawn picked up some condoms, a pair of handcuffs (with keys, thank you very much), an extra pair of underwear, a pack of post-its, a sharpie, some tic-tacs, and two toothbrushes.

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[demonbelthazor]

Bel packed his bag with condoms, syrups, and two sets of handcuffs. He considered things for a moment, then added a set of sheets, panties, a sharpie, and tic tacs.

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[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Bridge grabs one of everything except the handcuffs, since he's already got one. But then he notices other people grabbing two pairs, and thinks maybe they've got the right idea. So he shrugs and throws a pair of handcuffs in his bag.

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[likethegun]

Sam had been right - he really wouldn't have wanted to know what crab shampoo was when he was on the phone with Becky the day before. He grabbed only the most bare necessities - condoms, Sunny Delight, a pair of boxers, some Tic-Tacs and a toothbrush.

When he was almost certain that no one was looking, he grabbed a set of handcuffs too.

Re: Make your kits!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Good move, dude," Anders said as Sam grabbed the handcuffs.

He couldn't help smirking just a tiny bit.

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[likethegun]

Sam nearly jumped when Anders spoke to him, but he tried to play it off casually. "Thanks. You never know when you'll need a set of these, right?"

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Yep," Anders said cheerfully. "Sometimes the need to use 'em just sort of sneaks up on you. Better to be prepared."

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders apparently had a problem with keeping one-night-stands, you know, limited to one night. He went for the syrups first, then the handcuffs, which probably said a lot, then the boxers and toothbrushes. The Sunny Delight scared him, but he took some anyway.

He took the condoms as an afterthought, looking extremely sheepish about that.

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[union-jane.livejournal.com]

The first thing that Seras noticed were the handcuffs. The second thing she noticed was that people seemed to be helping themselves to more than one pair. So...one for everyday, one for special occasions, and one for emergencies.

Because a good police officer should never be unprepared.

The rest of the items, Seras just sort of grabbed at random and shoved into the bag, before scuttling off to play with her new handcuffs.

my preeecioussss

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[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Demyx happily helped himself to one of everything, and added the handcuffs from the previous assignment too. "So...do you think this'll help get more?"

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip believed in preparedness. After all, you never know when you need an extra pair of panties. Really.

He threw one of everything into the bag.

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Yay!" Blair happily picked up post-it notes and sharpies.

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[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana went over to Blair. "Um... Blair? You might want a few other things in your kit. If only to have them on hand in case someone else needs them. Never hurts to be prepared, right?"

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Hey Lana." Blair said absently while he played with his post-its. "Look! They have pop up ones." He fanned the post-its like an accordian and bounced.

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Might want to think about adding some condoms," Pip pointed out. "How have you been, by the way? It feels like I haven't talked to you in forever."

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[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

"Pip! Post-its!" Blair was just going to ignore the condom talk in order to not blush. "I've been great, Broots and Ivanova are both back!"

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[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana had a bit of a secretive smile on her face as she collected condoms, some of the syrups, a set of the sheets, a pair of the handcuffs, panties, a pair of boxers (to have on hand just in case), post-its, 2 sharpies in different colors, Tic-Tacs, and a couple of the pre-pasted disposable toothbrushes.

She might even have been humming a little bit.

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[sensethevisions]

Phoebe put together two kits. One she made for herself and took a little bit of everything, including two pairs of handcuffs. Then, she put together a second kit. In this second kit she selected one of everything. She'd ship it home to her oldest sister in the hopes that Prue would have sex with someone other than herself this year.

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[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Lana looked at her curiously. "Two kits?"

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[sensethevisions]

Phoebe gave her a mischievous look. "Sending one to Prue."

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[demonbelthazor]

"I made a bag for both of us," Cole said to Phoebe, showing her what he had put together.

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[sensethevisions]

Yes, that would be a smile of anticipation on Phoebe's face as she looked over what Cole had put together for them.

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[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia grabbed one of each. The handcuffs she had to grin at, damn she loved this class for so many reasons. She wondered if she could convience Susan that the handcuffs were for homework as well.