fandomhigh | Sexual Education [07/27]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. ~~That's Coyote Ugly.~~ Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

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"Yay!" Blair happily picked up post-it notes and sharpies.

Lana went over to Blair. "Um... Blair? You might want a few other things in your kit. If only to have them on hand in case someone else needs them. Never hurts to be prepared, right?"

"Hey Lana." Blair said absently while he played with his post-its. "Look! They have pop up ones." He fanned the post-its like an accordian and bounced.

Lana grinned, "Yes, yes, they do. And I'm sure they'll come in very handy. But some of the other things might be useful as well, you know."

Blair blinked and looked over the table full of stuff. "Um...tic tacs? That would useful, I guess. Although they aren't really packaged in a environmental friendly pacakge."

"What if some poor soul shows up on your doorstep and needs a place to stay and maybe something to wear, wouldn't it be nice to have clean sheets and underwear to offer them?" Lana asked, trying not to grin. "Or say a friend in need might knock on your door and ask if you have any... you know... Wouldn't it be helpful to have some on hand?"

"Any...you know..what?" Blair frowned. "Won't a girl be offended if all I offer her is a spare pair of underwear?"

"Sometimes when you don't have any clean clothes to change into a clean pair of underwear is greatly appreciated," Lana replied, trying not to look as if she knows this from experience.

Blair looked at Lana carefully. "Um...Lana, is this all a hint that you want me to give you underwear or something?"

Lana looked startled, then giggled. "No. I'm fine, Blair, but thanks for asking. And see, if I had needed some, wouldn't it have been handy to have them there?"

"No!" Blair struggled for a moment and then blushed, turning bright red. "I can't give you underwear! That's...we... we're not underwear friends!"

Lana hid her face in her hands and shook her head. "It's okay, Blair. I promise I won't ask you for underwear, all right?"

"Thanks." Blair squeaked and facepalmed as well.

Re: Make your kits!

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Bel looked in Blair's direction and grinned. He hadn't even had to pull out the ticklewhip.

"Might want to think about adding some condoms," Pip pointed out. "How have you been, by the way? It feels like I haven't talked to you in forever."

"Pip! Post-its!" Blair was just going to ignore the condom talk in order to not blush. "I've been great, Broots and Ivanova are both back!"

"I know!" Pip said. "It's totally awesome. And yes, there are post-its." He eyed Blair. "I hear you've been learning to fight from Tyler."

"Not so much learning to fight as learning to get hit." Blair lifted his shirt to display the leftover bruises on his chest. "It was a bet. He has to meditate for every minute I stayed in the fight."

"Ouch. How long did you stay up?"

"I was on the floor pretty quickly, but I got back up. The fight lasted about two minutes." Blair blushed a little and shrugged. "Not that impressive."

Pip patted Blair on the back. "So you got two minutes of meditation out of Tyler?"

"No, he agreed to a half hour of meditation for every minute in the fight. We did the first part of it right after the fight." Blair smiled. "It was totally worth it."

"What came of it?" Pip asked, curious.

"Tyler looked way more peaceful after that half hour." Blair bounced again. "I might even work up to getting him to the spirit plane!"

Pip grinned. "Want me to teach you how to stand up longer so you can get him to do it longer?"

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