http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-26 11:53 pm
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Sexual Education [07/27] - Thursday Afternoon

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana went over to Blair. "Um... Blair? You might want a few other things in your kit. If only to have them on hand in case someone else needs them. Never hurts to be prepared, right?"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey Lana." Blair said absently while he played with his post-its. "Look! They have pop up ones." He fanned the post-its like an accordian and bounced.

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana grinned, "Yes, yes, they do. And I'm sure they'll come in very handy. But some of the other things might be useful as well, you know."

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair blinked and looked over the table full of stuff. "Um...tic tacs? That would useful, I guess. Although they aren't really packaged in a environmental friendly pacakge."

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"What if some poor soul shows up on your doorstep and needs a place to stay and maybe something to wear, wouldn't it be nice to have clean sheets and underwear to offer them?" Lana asked, trying not to grin. "Or say a friend in need might knock on your door and ask if you have any... you know... Wouldn't it be helpful to have some on hand?"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Any...you know..what?" Blair frowned. "Won't a girl be offended if all I offer her is a spare pair of underwear?"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes when you don't have any clean clothes to change into a clean pair of underwear is greatly appreciated," Lana replied, trying not to look as if she knows this from experience.

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Blair looked at Lana carefully. "Um...Lana, is this all a hint that you want me to give you underwear or something?"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana looked startled, then giggled. "No. I'm fine, Blair, but thanks for asking. And see, if I had needed some, wouldn't it have been handy to have them there?"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"No!" Blair struggled for a moment and then blushed, turning bright red. "I can't give you underwear! That's...we... we're not underwear friends!"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana hid her face in her hands and shook her head. "It's okay, Blair. I promise I won't ask you for underwear, all right?"

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks." Blair squeaked and facepalmed as well.

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry I made you blush," Lana said quietly. "I'm just... happy... and wasn't thinking about that."

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Bel didn't put you up to this again?" Blair raised an eyebrow.

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"No. I wasn't even thinking about that," Lana said looking a little embarrassed. "I was just joking around with a friend. I'm sorry."

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lana, it's okay." Blair smiled gently. "This class puts me on edge and the bet with Bel is making me paranoid. I'm glad you came over to talk me."

Re: Make your kits!

[identity profile] lovelylana.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Lana nodded. "Thanks. It makes me a little on edge, too," she admitted.
demonbelthazor: (Grin)

Re: Make your kits!

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2006-07-27 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Bel looked in Blair's direction and grinned. He hadn't even had to pull out the ticklewhip.