Sexual Education [07/27] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

Comments

Re: Make your kits!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Oh, good point. Because parents and . . . yeah." Anders cringed a little bit at the thought. "Still, it's not like they'll go bad or anything, unlike these syrups, which have an expiration date."

Re: Make your kits!

[likethegun]

"Really?" Sam picked up one of the syrups and found the expiration date. "Ew. Okay, that's definitely not going in the kit."

Re: Make your kits!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"But you were totally thinking about it, weren't you." Not a question. Just a statement. With a very subtly raised eyebrow.

Re: Make your kits!

[likethegun]

Sam quickly put the syrup back where he'd found it and shook his head. "I...no, I wasn't thinking about it at all. I wouldn't even know what to do with that stuff."

Re: Make your kits!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

"Oh, you don't need to know. It kinda . . . comes naturally." Anders grinned and went back to his own kit.

Re: Make your kits!

[likethegun]

Getting the feeling that asking questions would result in finding out more than he really wanted to know, Sam just nodded and went back to his kit as well.