http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-26 11:53 pm
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Sexual Education [07/27] - Thursday Afternoon

"So, have fun this week with your toys?" Becky asked, smiling. "Sure hope so, 'cause it was to prep you for today's lesson."

She gestured to the table in front of her, where there was an assortment of items.

"Okay, first things first - tell all of us what you did with your toys this week. Then we're going to make one night stand kits."

She perched on the edge of the table, demurely crossing her legs. "So, you're all kind of dumb - or at least, you haven't proven that I don't have to spell things out for y'all. A one night stand is when you have sex with someone once, with no ties or commitments of any kind. Often there's alcohol involved."

Becky smirked. "A lot of times, it's fun. But sometimes you wake up and want to chew your own arm off because the other person is so ugly. That's Coyote Ugly. Either way, being prepared can't hurt."

"So," she continued, hopping off the table and passing around bright pink plastic bags, "today we're putting together kits. Take one of each of the things on the table. Ask me or one of your little friends if you don't know what something is."

"And!" she added happily. "Thank you to Sam Winchester for getting me information for this class. So much help, Sam. Here, have a gift certificate to the Sin."

Beaming, Becky went over and presented Sam with a voucher for a free night with any of the girls at the Sin.

If, of course, one took "presented" to mean "put it on the table without looking to see what he did with it."

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-27 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"I guess a secret bake sale wouldn't really raise that much money." Blair mused. "Oh! What about a car wash? People always donate at car washes and nobody ever asks where the money is going!"

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
"What would you suggest we wash?" Blair asked, trying not to get frustrated.

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Do people own those or do they just rent?" Blair shrugged. "I think we need to come up with something to raise money that people will want to pay for. Maybe we could make a splash park for a day! Set up sprinklers and hoses and fountains and charge people to run through and play."

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"People will pay for the chance to play in the water and cool off in this heat." Blair bounced.

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Sex can be too, but you get people to pay for that." Blair shrugged. "Trust me, people pay lots of money to play in water."

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Probably not." Blair grinned. "People don't usually ask a lot of questions."

"Well, people who aren't me."

Re: Talk to Becky

[identity profile] lovechildblair.livejournal.com 2006-07-28 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"Is there some sort of animal that lives in the sin we could say we're relocating or building a habit for? People might help with that."