Practical Weaponry [Wednesday, Period Four]

[doubleohblonde]

Bond waited outside of the Danger Shop until all of his class had arrived. When they went inside, the room had taken on the appearance of a city devoid of life and eerily silent.

"I do hope you all remembered your zombie plans from our first class," Bond said from the doorway, checking his watch. "Since the zombie apocalypse and your final are both scheduled to start in about five minutes. Anyone who's still alive at the end of the class passes. That is unless you managed to cause the undeath of a classmate in the process, in which case you fail. Have fun."

With that he locked the door of the Danger Shop behind them. A faint groaning could be heard in the distance.

[ooc: wait for ocd up and craving spicy brains.]

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Sign In - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Like you're going to fight the zombie hordes!

Re: Sign In - PW [Week 7]

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hyuuga Hinata

Re: Sign In - PW [Week 7]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Hannibal King

Re: Sign In - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Anemone

Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

The whole paragraph of it.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Well, crap. Hannibal vaguely remembered his zombie plan and how it wouldn't have really worked all that well. He'd have to do some improvising.

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

Considering that Hinata's plan had been equal to 'find fire' ... she wasn't really sure how this was going to go.

She was pretty sure she couldn't Jyuuken the spleen out of them. Biting her lip, Hinata considered her options.

Brains were the weak point, right?

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[death-of-hope.livejournal.com]

Fantastic. Because the last time Anemone had encountered zombies, it had gone so well.

"Right, so who wants to help me set the town on fire?" He hadn't said no collateral damage...

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

Oh, crap. She'd hated these guys the first time. "Guns and an exit strategy. Right. I wonder if there's any helicopters still working around here..."

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Already eager and anticipatory thanks to other great plots occurring today, Turtle looked bouncy and bright eyes with an eagerness to let some of this energy out in useful ways.

Burning uniforms and killing zombies. How could she not love this place?

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[glacial_queen]

Karla still hadn't learned much about zombies, but she remembered what her plan was anyway.

...She hoped her classmates wouldn't mind when she went around putting out fires. FIRE BAD; TREE PRETTY! How did they not remember that?

Re: Listen to the Lecture - PW [Week 7]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle remembered his zombie plan. Stay high, run fast, don't get killed. It was like home.

Survive the Zombie Hordes! - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Zombie Rules

1. These are variable speed zombies. Their default mode is shuffle and lurch, but they can put on quite a turn of speed if they smell your spicy brains.

2. Destroy the brain, destroy the zombie.

3. You get bit, you become one of the waking undead, and can totally go after your classmates. Speed of infection is about two-four minutes.

4. Zombie vocab consists of groans and various inflections of 'brains'.

Main Streets - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

The students start out here.

Bits of debris and small fires are scattered along the roads and pavements, along with the rare abandoned car, rusting and missing its wheels.

The mouths of alleyways are dotted along the sides of the streets, and most of the buildings are locked and boarded up.

Alleys - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

There's more and larger debris in these, and even some discarded weapons of the fire-axe and baseball bat variety, but most of them are dead ends and those weapons were discarded for a reason.

Abandoned Buildings - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Some of the buildings didn't have very secure locks, and some didn't have locks (or doors) at all.

As well as the usual things you might expect to find in the average household, thanks to the Second Amendment you'll be able to find pistols and shotguns, as well as ammo for them both.

Of course, if you can get in, other...people might be able to as well.

The Park - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

It's wide grassy, and has a large field of view so you'll be able to see the zombies coming from pretty far off.

Even if you won't have that many places to hide.

Shopping Mall - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Food, guns, clothing. All the things that make the zombie apocalypse survivable.

Which means you probably aren't going to be only ones wanting in.

Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

If you scream loudly enough, he'll probably be able to hear you through the door.

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

*After* all the screaming and shooting and zombification, Dinah kind of staggered over to Mr. Bond.

"Hi. Did I mention I'm really, really sorry I missed last week's class?"

Re: Talk to Bond - PW [Week 7]

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

"Mr. Bond?" Rose said, coming up to him after class. "I just wanted to say this has been totally useful."

Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

Just try to avoid using the word 'brains'.

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 7]

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Braaaaaains.

Wait.

Unzombified, Rose was being TA-ish and enjoying this class way too much.

Re: Talk to the TAs - PW [Week 7]

[weetinyreese.livejournal.com]

Kyle was a little busy being awesome, but he was willing to talk to anyone who might have needed him.

OOC - PW [Week 7]

[doubleohblonde]

All they want to do is eat your brains...

Just remember, you're in the Danger Shop so no-one's actually going to get hurt or turn into a zombie, and Bond is watching to make sure you don't get into too much trouble.

And now for your scheduled half-nekkid Bond.